Rapist v Missionary

[Herbert The Love Bug]

The one in tights, or the one with pearly whites?

OR

Oh I think you know. The Non-Fictional Superman.

[Cat]

Funny joke.

Unfortunately an enormous amount of people on my FB feed think it's for real.

[g5jamz]

What's this got to do with the Panthers?

[Panthro]

I loled at this joke.

Yesterdays game featured two Quarterbacks who have never had consensual sex with a woman.

[panthersphan]

If only the game was on Saturday...

[Montsta]

But wasn't Demaryius Thomas involved in some way when some ex-Bronco raped some chick at his house? Let me go back and check the news feeds...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/07/details-emerge-amid-rape-case-surronding-broncos-cb-perrish-cox/1

Scratch that, I guess he left before the chick got raped. This would never have happened if they were hanging with The Golden Calf of Bristol...