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Denver's stats.....I don't even

Kuech Da Sneak

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Bronco's average yards per game over the regular season: 316

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Pittsburgh Time of Possession: 31:06

The Golden Calf of Bristol yards: 316

The Golden Calf of Bristol Yards Per Completion: 31.6

The Golden Calf of Bristol had eyeblack during the game that said John 3:16

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The Golden Calf of Bristol threw 10 completions this game. 10 books after the book of John (in the Bible) is the book of Timothy.

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Timothy 3:16

Beyond all question, the mystery of godliness is great: He appeared in a body, was vindicated by the Spirit, was seen by angels, was preached among the nations, was believed on in the world, was taken up in glory.

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well if you arbitrarily pick a point in time that matches several arbitrary numbers which are rounded illogically then yea thats pretty crazy how obvious it is that god has picked a football team

Right? Don't you know the sign of the apocalypse is The Golden Calf of Bristol beating good defenses to win playoff games? I mean, we ARE in 2012.

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>he still rounds numbers

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