Rule that girls wish guys knew.

[Bronn]

They are right. All the time.

Treat your woman right. Don't be an asshole. That is all.

[Zcustom]

someone's wife reads the huddle

[LifeisaGarden]

We like giving blow jobs & making sammiches.

[sharkkiller]

I agree with just about everything that has been said. Just remember, not all women are as sane, or as beautiful, as the women we are lucky enough to have post here on the huddle.

As for the toilet thing, I always put it back down, out of habit.

A lot of women act just like it is portrayed in that list. This is not to say that there is not a complete list for women as well. I am sure I could find it if I looked.

But, everyone, men and women, have a certain level of crazy. Being happy with someone means that you have found someone with the level of crazy that you can deal with.

[Bronn]

someone's wife reads the huddle

naah she doesn't... but guys tend to generally be assholes to their women, and most of the time undeservedly so...

[Shufdog]

I've seen it too many times. Guy puts woman on a pedestal and treats her like a queen, she sh*ts all over him. Guy treats woman like sh*t and she loves him forever. I don't get it! :confused:

[g5jamz]

3 simple rules to men over 40:

1. Never waste a hard-on

2. Never trust a fart

3. Remember...no matter how hot she is or perfect she seems, somebody somewhere is sick and tired of her s**t at one time or another.

[LifeisaGarden]

The one thing I really hate is being farted on. When we're laying in bed and I'm holding you, DO NOT fuging fart on me.

[Zcustom]

naah she doesn't... but guys tend to generally be assholes to their women, and most of the time undeservedly so...

oh I was referring to my wife

Hi Honey!

[g5jamz]

The one thing I really hate is being farted on. When we're laying in bed and I'm holding you, DO NOT fuging fart on me.

Sometimes a timely fart is form of a term of endearment. Just proceed with caution.

[SmootsDaddy89]

The one thing I really hate is being farted on. When we're laying in bed and I'm holding you, DO NOT fuging fart on me.

If that's the only thing you hate I'm pretty sure I love you.

[LifeisaGarden]

Yeah he thinks is awesome but I do not.

I've learned to predict when its coming though.

[Zcustom]

The one thing I really hate is being farted on. When we're laying in bed and I'm holding you, DO NOT fuging fart on me.

wait what?

Whose woman holds them in bed?

cuckold?

[LifeisaGarden]

If that's the only thing you hate I'm pretty sure I love you.

MUAH! I love you too. :o