Forced To Take Sensitivity Class At Work

[Guest]

Called my jewish coworker/buddy a jew and after my asian friend got a speeding ticket I said "dang asian drivers...". And there some other things...

I'm the only foreigner in my company. I get abused way more. My nick name at work is Peggy... We exercise tough love at work.

wow mcdonald's has really embraced multicultural hiring

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I have a female coworker who sent her colleage a fleshlight and porn movie when he was home sick. Classic.

that's awesome!

I do wish my office was a little bigger and I had people that were around my age.

[Ja Rhule]

Damn Cantrell, your jokes are fugging terrible. McDonald's? Come dude, you can do better than that.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Do you look like Peggy too?

[Guest]

Damn Cantrell, your jokes are fugging terrible. McDonald's? Come dude, you can do better than that.

well see your "lol asian drivers am i right?" joke is basically the pinnacle of comedy so it's kinda hard to follow that one up

[CatofWar]

Do you look like Peggy too?

I hope he does.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

wanna tap that, dont you?

he is hairy, like animal!

[Ja Rhule]

No, I look nothing like Peggy. Not yet at least.

And Cantrell, I'm getting married to an asian. That asian drivers thing ain't no joke.

[Ja Rhule]

Lmao.

[CatofWar]

wanna tap that, dont you?

he is hairy, like animal!

I'm the rectum wrecker.

[Darth Biscuit]

No, I look nothing like Peggy. Not yet at least.

And Cantrell, I'm getting married to an asian. That asian drivers thing ain't no joke.

Yeah, I don't know... I'm married to a woman, and she's the worst driver in the history of the world... don't know that race affects driving as much as sex does.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I'm a great driver, thank you very much

no tickets, no wrecks, I use my turn signal, I don't ride your ass (unless you ask :) rawr! ) I don't pull out in front of you unless I know I can speed up and not make you slow down...

I drive how I want other people to drive

[LifeisaGarden]

So did it make you more sensitive?

[Carolina Husker]

Called my jewish coworker/buddy a jew and after my asian friend got a speeding ticket I said "dang asian drivers...". And there some other things...

OMG those are hilarious jokes. Obviously you just need to let your employer know that not only did they hire an employee, they hired a comedian to boot. If I've learned anything in my job it's that the management in corporate environments love cliched jokes involving racial stereotypes amongst their employees.