Top Five Things You Hate To Hear Your Wife/gf Say.....

[CatofWar]

I have a head ache.

[Darth Biscuit]

"You want to put it WHERE?"

[Jase]

"You want to put it WHERE?"

I know right? The butter belongs in the fridge. Silly women.

[Guest]

"Uh eed ah owel"

[MadHatter]

Worst I ever heard from my wife (ex-wife to be more accurate) was......I want a divorce because I have determined that I like women more than men.

[Darth Biscuit]

Worst I ever heard from my wife (ex-wife to be more accurate) was......I want a divorce because I have determined that I like women more than men.

[MadHatter]

Yep...I just don't have any kids with her.

I will let you know how my lawsuit against the network goes....they stole my story.

[Darth Biscuit]

Well, if you get to fug Jen Aniston, I'd call it even...

[MadHatter]

Well, if you get to fug Jen Aniston, I'd call it even...

Did not quite work out that well in my situation. The woman that my ex-wife left me for was hot as hell.....but I got none of that.

[Iceberg Slim]

Worst I ever heard from my wife (ex-wife to be more accurate) was......I want a divorce because I have determined that I like women more than men.

Dayummmm......

[PanthaSan]

Well, if you get to fug Jen Aniston, I'd call it even...

I fugged Jen a few times. She wasn't there and had no knowledge of the experience but it was her just the same.....

[Darth Biscuit]

I fugged Jen a few times. She wasn't there and had no knowledge of the experience but it was her just the same.....

Mmmm Hmmm...

[Guest]

I fugged Jen a few times. She wasn't there and had no knowledge of the experience but it was her just the same.....

haven't we all, haven't we all....

[Darth Biscuit]

haven't we all, haven't we all....

I have not... but I KNOW she really, really wants me to...

She's supposedly filming in Wilmington this summer... I'm pretty sure she's gonna call me.