Top Five Things You Hate To Hear Your Wife/gf Say.....

[MadHatter]

Followed by, "I backed my car up and hit ___________". .

you car...

the trash can...

someone else's car...

the curb...

the tree...

the basketball goal...

You name it, mine's hit it...

Has your ever hit "a building"? Mine has.

She actually hit the damn daycare building one day while picking our son up.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

who the fug seriously drives like that?

[mmmbeans]

1. "I'm falling in love with you."

[Darth Biscuit]

Has your ever hit "a building"? Mine has.

She actually hit the damn daycare building one day while picking our son up.

Hmm... I actually don't think she's hit a building yet... just about everything else though. She hit a curb so hard one time, that it literally tore the entire sidewall off the tire... this was pre-cell phones or I would have had pics of it.

who the fug seriously drives like that?

My wife apparently... I will admit that she has gotten better over the years... the last thing she did like that was backed her Explorer into my Jeep, which was directly behind her in the driveway... this was probably 3 years ago. Fortunately it was only about 3' behind her, so it did no damage to either of them...

[MadHatter]

Hmm... I actually don't think she's hit a building yet... just about everything else though. She hit a curb so hard one time, that it literally tore the entire sidewall off the tire... this was pre-cell phones or I would have had pics of it.

My wife apparently... I will admit that she has gotten better over the years... the last thing she did like that was backed her Explorer into my Jeep, which was directly behind her in the driveway... this was probably 3 years ago. Fortunately it was only about 3' behind her, so it did no damage to either of them...

Mine was picking our son up at daycare. They had one of those covered pick-up areas. Wife cut the corner to close and hit the outer brick column of the overhang. Tore up the entire side of the car.

[Darth Biscuit]

Mine was picking our son up at daycare. They had one of those covered pick-up areas. Wife cut the corner to close and hit the outer brick column of the overhang. Tore up the entire side of the car.

Wait... wait... I forgot about one...

She hit the "building" part of a parking garage in Myrtle Beach...

She tried to park the aformentioned Explorer in a parking spot labeled "C", which even my kids knew stood for "Compact" and she scraped the front passenger side panel...

So yes... add "building" to the list...

[MadHatter]

Wait... wait... I forgot about one...

She hit the "building" part of a parking garage in Myrtle Beach...

She tried to park the aformentioned Explorer in a parking spot labeled "C", which even my kids knew stood for "Compact" and she scraped the front passenger side panel...

So yes... add "building" to the list...

Are you sure we are not actually married to the same woman....I would not put it past mine to have an alternate life.

She is not exactly a smart woman....she stays with me, so how smart could she ACTUALLY be.

I would have left my ass LONG AGO.

[Darth Biscuit]

Are you sure we are not actually married to the same woman....I would not put it past mine to have an alternate life.

She is not exactly a smart woman....she stays with me, so how smart could she ACTUALLY be.

I would have left my ass LONG AGO.

Could be I suppose, although I doubt it. Maybe they just share the same driving DNA?

[MadHatter]

Could be I suppose, although I doubt it. Maybe they just share the same driving DNA?

That does not narrow it down. I think MOST women share that driving DNA...... ;)

Ducks for cover as the Beautiful Ladies of the Huddle shoot for my head... :ph34r:

[Darth Biscuit]

That does not narrow it down. I think MOST women share that driving DNA...... ;)

Ducks for cover as the Beautiful Ladies of the Huddle shoot for my head... :ph34r:

MPF says she can drive... I wonder what MrPF would say... ?

I've ridden with Boo, and though she drives like a bat out of hell, she can actually drive... so I don't think it's ALL of them...

[Scrumtrilescent]

Ellen as a driver isn't the bad part, when she's a passenger is when things get scary.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

it was ONE little Indian battle cry! ONE! and it was funny...I'm laughing about it now

[Iceberg Slim]

Based on last week here is a new top five for me:

1.) Would you like to go house hunting this weekend?

2.) Can you cook dinner this evening

3) Do you think the dog looks like she is scooting across the floor

4) Do you think we need some more plants for the house

5) Why do you always get to hold the remote control.......

[MadHatter]

Based on last week here is a new top five for me:

1.) Would you like to go house hunting this weekend?

2.) Can you cook dinner this evening

3) Do you think the dog looks like she is scooting across the floor

4) Do you think we need some more plants for the house

5) Why do you always get to hold the remote control.......

those appear mostly harmless....only #1 could be detrimental to your wallet.