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Steve Smith: Super Wideout, Motormouth and. . .Dancer?

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ABC is on the phone about next year's "Dancing with the Stars" ;)

I have confidence that Smitty can outdo Hines Ward and Donald Driver.

I have confidence the entire Panthers team can out dnace Donald. IMO, he only won because he make it public how much he loved the show and they had to reward him for the free publicity. Hines was a way better dancer.

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I have confidence the entire Panthers team can out dnace Donald. IMO, he only won because he make it public how much he loved the show and they had to reward him for the free publicity. Hines was a way better dancer.

Maybe the entire team minus Smitty...he dances like a white guy.

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I wonder how this is presented to the parents.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you do understand that parental involvement is key to the success of our program. Yeah man that's no problem, whatever she needs put it on my debit card. Well that's not quite what we mean Mr. Smith. Oh you mean will I be there for all of her recitals and stuff. Sure as long you aren't scheduling recitals on game days we are all good.

That's not quite it either Mr. Smith, at the end of the year, all of the father's form a team and have to present a dance to the children. Oh like splice some video together of what the kids did all year; I got some great people at the stadium who can edit that together.

No, you will actually be dancing with other fathers for your daughters. What, really, you're kidding right! No sir it is one of our biggest events all year. Steve thinks about how much he loves his families, briefly thinks about how much street cred he will lose, then looks at his wife's face and says. Ok I'm all in!

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