The many faces of Ron RIvera

[philw5289]

LOL

[RelaxImaPro]

To his credit I think I did actually see him talk in the Seattle game... could've been seeing things though.

[Guest Bwood]

I remember seeing him getting fired up with Davis/Johnson @ ATL.

Other than that this is dead on.

[mwright350]

Holy poo Ron Rivera is the NFL equivalent of Kristen Stewart.

Man if we could get her as a cheerleader we could have the most stoic sideline in the history of the NFL.

[RelaxImaPro]

Yeah, that much stoicness would have to = Super Bowl.

Stoicness does win championships, right?

... Right?

[SCP]

Now that is some funny sh*t right there.

We go from the gum chewing obssesive clapper to the stoic statue.

I promise this though. If Chico pulls 4-5 wns out of his ass next month (will never happen) then all of a sudden that stoic, confused look becomes known as the steely, confident face of win. Funny how losing makes you hate a persons demeanor.

[Guest Bwood]

Yeah, that much stoicness would have to = Super Bowl.

Stoicness does win championships, right?

... Right?

[mwright350]

Yeah, that much stoicness would have to = Super Bowl.

Stoicness does win championships, right?

... Right?

If nothing else we could death-stare them...to death.

[SCP]

So in other words Ronny just needs a gimmic. Belicheat has the cut-off hoodie. Maybe Ron can start wearing some jean shorts and a Panther tank top.

[SCP]

Nevermind. He'd just end up looking like Danny Trejo.

[mwright350]

Nevermind. He'd just end up looking like Danny Trejo.

Maybe we could get Danny Trejo to mindcoach attitude.

[SCP]

Danny Trejo needs to talk to our o-line.

[RelaxImaPro]

Maybe Ron just needs to start taping people practice and find a way to integrate the read option into beating them.

[mwright350]

Maybe Ron just needs to start taping people practice and find a way to integrate the read option into beating them.

It's unlikely the read option will be beating anyone this year...on or off the field. :D