Describe the biggest asshole you work with or have worked with

[Floppin]

I work for an egotistical womanizing prick of a pharmacist right now. He comes from money and a wrongful sense of righteousness. He talks down to customers that are women he deems "unattractive" while buttering up the "attractive" ones. He is really obvious and slimy about it too. He is incredibly lazy until an attractive female comes in. He will sit around on his phone fuging around on the internet, or micromanaging his wife's small business. He is married with two kids, and on more than one occasion I have seen him cuss out his wife on the phone and hang up on her, then explain to me what an absolute moron she is. I've met her a couple times, she is very sweet and pretty, but you can tell that her husband has just run her self esteem into the ground. Nothing is ever his fault, and he gets super defensive when people question him. He can't make a schedule without multiple errors, and then he blames it on his employees for not "updating their availability." I've seen him make an old woman cry by accusing her of being a pill popper, and he "accidentally" didn't schedule me for a week when I couldn't pick up a shift he needed covered. He will talk to his "fishing buddies" for 30 minutes while I do all of the work to keep us caught up. There is more, but I'll stop there. You get the picture.

It doesn't happen to be a Target pharmacy in Raleigh, does it?

[mmmbeans]

oh i win this one

after high school and in the formative years after i got ejected from the marine corps because of knee surgeries and dropped out of college and got depressed and had one existential crisis after another i landed a job at chick-fila-a.

the corporation has their problems, but i've worked for some damn good people (having switched between two units in the triad area) but far and away the worst manager i've ever dealt with was the son of the owner of the second one (at the corner of guilford college and friendly ave in greensboro... don't give them your business.) the guy that owned it has his strong suits but he was a jackass, and his wife would flout christianity all over the place with a ridiculous number of references to "being blessed" and "praying for you" and stuff to the workers, but then she'd do stuff like yell at an employee making six bucks an hour to feed her four kids for eating a single fuging chicken nugget and making her go out to the front register and pay for the individual nugget. jesus loves ya.

anyway so their son was this massive doucher. he came home from an internship at this christian college thing that's basically a cult and he was super metro and charismatic and hit on all the girls that worked at the store. it was your classic son-of-the-owner complex. he'd sit in the office for hours doing nothing and as soon as he saw an attractive girl walk up to the counter on the video screen he'd blast out to the front and make a big show of being hot and leadery. it was the most transparent bullshit anyone had ever seen.

and he would try to be incredibly spiritual about mundane stuff just to make a big show of it. one guy working a cash register asked if he could take the window for that shift, and the response was "well let me pray about it first." SERIOUSLY? another time this guy was supposed to get off at 3pm and my manager asked him to stay an extra hour, and when the guy said yes, he was like "way to go man, way to be storing up that treasure in heaven"

i worked in the kitchen and he had no fuging clue how to do anything back there, and he'd come back and try to assert his will just to show off his managerial prowess and i ended up getting in his face a couple times about it, and he'd go write me up without telling me and then call his dad to see if he could fire me. i can't properly convey what a doucher this guy is without diving into a hundred different anecdotes about bullshit i had to deal with when i roomed with him for eight months at my apartment, but that's way too much to type out and no one cares anyway.

so basically boycott that chickfila. they're assholes.

wait... you lived with him?

[PhillyB]

wait... you lived with him?

yeah, we both needed a roommate and we actually hit it off to start out with, but that's before i realized he was a complete douche

[Porn Shop Clerk]

a christfag is a douche? say it ain't so bro!

[Squirrel]

You want to talk about assholes and Ego's I working with Pilots everyday. Most are nice and professional but you always have that few that think they are gods. I have had plenty of arguments with them over the years. You treat me nice I treat you nice, you try to be a asshole and I return the favor.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to punch my boss in the face so fuging bad right now

I'm actually waiting to hear back about another job..hopefully I'll hear something in the next day or two..I'm the only one in line for the job so as long as some guys in the UK ok it, I'm in!

it's actually my neighbor next door here in this complex...he wants to steal me away

cannot get out of here fast enough

[Hawk]

haven't you been talking about getting out of there for years....or did I miss a change already?

[Mrs Pantherfan]

yes..I haven't been happy for awhile...but it got so much worse when the CFO resigned the day after xmas

now, I'm expected to do his job and mine..no extra money ...nothing...he's such a fuging cheap bastard

even if he counter offers my hopefully new salary, I will decline..no way in hell I'm staying here

[Hawk]

guess my point is...you've been unhappy there for quite a long time...life's too short to be that unhappy so....change it!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

OH...I'm just waiting to hear back...and then I'm gone

a party will be had!

[Hawk]

and if you don't hear back or are not successful?

[Mrs Pantherfan]

haha no..I will just wh*re myself out until I find something...I've got it all worked out...

and I'll hear back..my hopefully new boss walks by my office every day :)

[Hawk]

bow chica wow wow....I hope you are dressed accordingly!!!!

good luck...hope it works out

[Guest]

haha no..I will just wh*re myself out until I find something...I've got it all worked out...

and I'll hear back..my hopefully new boss walks by my office every day :)

knock on the window, flash some boobehs or some leg.