SCPs moobs

[SCP]

My chest hair is a tangled mess of wing sauce, blue cheese, nacho crumbs, and dried queso dip. Sexy man sexy man. I'm dead sexay.

[Scrumtrilescent]

A dozen Ming wings, a dozen honey hot, a dozen original hot wings plus an order of fried pickles from Wing King if you do.

[SCP]

Front moob or side moob?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Whatever will get you in the most trouble with your wife and work.

[Panthro]

WTF are boneless wings?

[SCP]

WTF are boneless wings?

Nuggets. I've conned myself into thinking the lack of skin on a boneless wing is better for me than eating a fried wing. Shhhhhh, don't tell me the truth.

[SCP]

I can't post photos from my phone.

[Zcustom]

Best parody thread in many moons, well done SCP

Oh and Panthro, not everyone likes cartilage, veins, and bones in their chicken.

[Panthro]

Then call them tenders, nuggets, or fingers

[SCP]

Semantics my boy, semantics.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Boneless wings suck balls though..it's mostly a tiny piece of chicken surround by mass amounts of breading

grodie

And Z..to avoid the viens..eat the flappers...that's what I do

flappers=drumettes

[Jase]

I <3 breading

[SCP]

Boneless wings suck balls though..it's mostly a tiny piece of chicken surround by mass amounts of breading

grodie

And Z..to avoid the viens..eat the flappers...that's what I do

flappers=drumettes

Tittering Wingo has spoken

[Scrumtrilescent]

But flappers have all that cartilage. I don't need a royal food taster, I need a royal wing preparer.

<<Now taking applications.