Raiders DT Desmond Bryant

[Mr. Scot]

Say hello, Desmond.

This is his mugshot from his recent arrest on charges of criminal mischief. He was reported to have shown up drunk, shirtless and disorderly at the home of a neighbor who promptly called the police (story here)

Let it be noted that Bryant went to Harvard before signing as an undrafted for the Raiders.

And yes, he's a free agent. Any takers? :unsure:

[rscott94]

Had to do it...

[Mr. Scot]

There's already an online photoshop contest somewhere (Deadspin, I think).

If they keep records for how often a certain pic is posted and/or shopped online, I suspect this one is set to break them wide open :lol:

[SCP]

Even in that mug shot he's better than Fua

[SIGCHI222]

Say hello, Desmond.

This is his mugshot from his recent arrest on charges of criminal mischief. He was reported to have shown up drunk, shirtless and disorderly at the home of a neighbor who promptly called the police (story here)

Let it be noted that Bryant went to Harvard before signing as an undrafted for the Raiders.

And yes, he's a free agent. Any takers? :unsure:

Looks like Michael Spinks after 91 seconds of Mike Tyson.

[Mr. Scot]

Looks like Michael Spinks after 91 seconds of Mike Tyson.

I think he went up against a tougher opponent, fellow by the name of Jack Daniels.

[Brokenbad]

I think he went up against a tougher opponent, fellow by the name of Jack Daniels.

Jose Cuervo?

Is it a curse to be named Dez or Desmond Bryant?

[Mr. Scot]

Jose Cuervo?

Is it a curse to be named Dez or Desmond Bryant?

Might have been a better choice of opponent (I'm no expert in alcohol) :lol:

When you tell me about a guy named "Desmond" who went to Harvard, my first mental image is of a snotty uppercrust sort. Essentially a Carlton Banks type of guy would be what'd come to mind.

My first thought would certainly not be of a drunken, shirtless football player. And not of that picture :wacko:

(then again, that pic's probably not a mental image anybody wants)

[SIGCHI222]

I think he went up against a tougher opponent, fellow by the name of Jack Daniels.

I've heard JD is undefeated.

He beat Joe Louis' ass.

[BigSyke]

looks like someone got the pick i posted in the post any pic thread lol

funny pic

[DaCityKats]

graded out as a top 10 DT last year on pff, and he stayed in the backfield in the panther game. yes i would take him.

[Hawk]

speaking of Jack Daniels...I picked up a bottle of Silver something...Silver Edition??? I haven't opened it yet...any thoughts?

[BigSyke]

might be able to get him for cheap now lol

[KillerKat]

Looks like someone took the head off a black man's corpse and put it on a decapitated white dude.