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Let me tell you why I suck as a GM (derived from the greatest sales movie of all time)

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Gettleman: Hey, what's your name?

Panthro: Helen.

Gettleman: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a GM. Let's say I go into a free agents office, let's say he's even remotely interested in playing for the Panthers in a half empty stadium filled with khakis and sweater vests and opposing fans. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible RG or DT solution. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go...phaaaaaaap here is a one year deal for less money than anybody else is offering because Mary Hurney f*cking sucked and JR perpetuated it! Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my free agent signing!!!!!!! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

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Guys, Gettlemen isn't really 'here' until next year and even then JR will still be running the show just like he is this year. Gettlemen is simply a yes-man this year and next year too just slightly less so.

So perhaps I should haves referenced a quote from Mr. Belvedere or Benson?

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