The best twitter accounts

[SZ James (banned)]

I submit this one

 

https://twitter.com/StealthMountain

 

Read some of the replies

 

...I am easily amused

 

 

[Carolina Husker]

@RealCarrotFacts

[mr beauxjangles]

@RealCarrotFacts

This made my hangover much more tolerable.

[Kramerica]

@historyinpics

[iamcline]

I tried reading the Carrot one, but the the terrible spelling ruined it.

[Kramerica]

I tried reading the Carrot one, but the the terrible spelling made it even more hilarious

Fify

[pstall]

anything related to amanda bynes. the most unintentionally funny stuff around

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

https://twitter.com/DrizzyTheType

 

Drake The Type Of ‏@DrizzyTheType3h

Drake the type of nigga to take a girl's virginity and try to give it back.

 

Drake The Type Of ‏@DrizzyTheType19 Oct

Drake the type of nigga to make "quack quack" noises when he has two Pringles in his mouth.

 

Drake The Type Of ‏@DrizzyTheType19 Oct

Drake is the type of nigga to pick up prostitutes in Grand Theft Auto, take them to safer cities, while singing "hold on, we're going home".

[Cary Kollins]

I submit this one

https://twitter.com/StealthMountain

Read some of the replies

...I am easily amused

That is incredible. I searched "sneak peak" on twitter and there is someone saying it every minute. I want to correct but feel it's not my place.

[Hawk]

speaking of twitter....can I hide parts of my follow list....like...if I wanted to follow a hundred porn stars....can I make it look like I don't?!!!!!

[Implied Volatility]

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators. 

 

https://twitter.com/GSElevator

 

GS Elevator Gossip ‏@GSElevator15 Oct

#1: Tattoos aren't my thing. That'd be like putting a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini.

 

GS Elevator Gossip ‏@GSElevator7 Aug

#1: Vegetarian is an ancient derogatory term for an idiot who couldn't fish or hunt.

 

GS Elevator Gossip ‏@GSElevator30 Jul

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.

 

GS Elevator Gossip ‏@GSElevator18 Jun

#1: Kids should know that Chris Paul's twin brother, Cliff, only makes $32,000 a year

[Jakob]

https://twitter.com/CarolinaSportz best twitter account ever

[Khaki Lackey]

https://twitter.com/yaboybillnye

[Carolina Husker]

speaking of twitter....can I hide parts of my follow list....like...if I wanted to follow a hundred porn stars....can I make it look like I don't?!!!!!

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