Police subdue naked man wielding "large clock"

[Jangler]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-naked-man-subdued-20140209,0,309235.story

 

In a melee that lasted at least 10 minutes, a squad of deputies used batons, a police dog, a stun gun and all their might to subdue a male they said walked into a neighbor's house on Saturday and stripped off his clothes before attacking a teenager.

The incident marks the second time in less than a week that Palm Beach Sheriff's Office deputies have confronted a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength.

Conrad Hopper, 17, who deputies said appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium," now faces a host of charges after he fought with deputies while wielding a "large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border," according to a Sheriff's Office incident report. One deputy suffered a fractured arm.

 

 

I'm not sure why I thought of this...NSFW

 

[Guest]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-naked-man-subdued-20140209,0,309235.story

 

 

I'm not sure why I thought of this...NSFW

 

The incident marks the second time in less than a week that Palm Beach Sheriff's Office deputies have confronted a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength.

 

 

Isolated incidents...for now. 

[Cary Kollins]

Florida man strikes again

[Mother Grabber]

wtf are they feeding people in FL? 

[jasonluckydog]

I read that as cock and thought good for you man.

[Rise of The Hive]

I read that as cock and thought good for you man.

 

Same here smh

[intangiblejohnny]

Was it Flavor Flav?

[Jakob]

All the ladies love it when I show off my big clock

[Proudiddy]

Zombie apocalypse starts in South Florida.

[KendrickPanther]

I read that as cock and thought good for you man.

 

My first thought was Flavor Flave.

[bleys]

what kind of brilliance would some mentality unstable person have in deciding to troll america by stripping naked and attacking a few cops with a large clock so headlines all over the nation would read "man strips naked and attacks cops with large clock"...

 

to incite this reaction: 

 

 

I read that as cock and thought good for you man.