Riverboat Ron

Thomas Fletcher is a first ballot Hall of Famer.

I brought a 3 way scenario up with my wife when her friend was over the other day, now I’m sleeping in the dog house with a busted nose. Why is everyone so against 3 way trades?

LUKE JOINS THE TEAM AGAIN!

Sanction Dan Snyder. Give him the choice to sell or have the team seized and strip him of his American citizenship and wealth. Consider him Persona non grata and strip him of the ability to challenge the ruling legally by declaring him an outlaw of the state. If he argues dress him up as a pretty lady.

Guys, I found a safe in a new house I just bought that hasn’t been opened since 1983. It says it contains the exact time Baker Mayfield will be traded to the Carolina Panthers. Crazy how it predicted both the Panthers who didn’t exist yet nor did Baker but I digress. I’ll post the info once I open it, I super pinky swear promise.

I hope you’re right. I think they’ll strong arm him into selling, if for no other reason than to give a shred of credibility to the NFL’s stance on these matters.

They’ll probably just try to turn the narrative to her breaking the NDA and say she’s untrustworthy because she broke a legally binding agreement, ignoring the fact of the sexual assault.

I’m expecting 20-0 this year.

I’m personally invested in at least 5 Cornhole fantasy leagues to kill the time.

WE NEED ANSWERS!

Has to find a spot now that Brady has locked down LT.

That’s good, I wasn’t aware of that.

This is a ringing endorsement for our defense that a rookie and Sam Darnold are lighting them up.

Sam is still a virgin getting his first kiss a couple years ago and got Mono. He’s basically bad luck Brian.

I want Patrick Mahommes to be the 2022 Carolina Panthers QB.

Applebees on JW Clay BLVD, dude is downing $1 LIT’s!

That’s the big thing, either the Brown eat a huge part of his salary and they get a decent draft pick, they pick up no salary and might even have to give the other team some draft capital to take on the contract or we do a straight swap of Darnold for Baker where we might toss in an additional 5th. It’s more about the $ when it comes to Baker and Darnold who have identical 5th year option numbers of $18 million.

You have to earn the starting job under Rhule, that or play at Temple.

I know, but it would create much more parity and prevent people like Loomis from making a mockery of the salary cap.

So basically guaranteed money comes at the same rate as the contract with first two years getting $20 million guaranteed each year and the remaining $5 million in the third year. Leaving no dead/guaranteed money in the fourth and fifth years. Also no ghost years similar to how the Saints had insane dead cap after Brees left.

You fix this by making contract split evenly over the span ex.(5yr/$100 million contract is automatically $20 million a year). Let’s say only $45 million is guaranteed, that number has to start at the front and end in the 3rd year with a $5 million guarantee, no more spreading numbers out in ghost years.

What if he’s just been getting his body ready for our Super Bowl run this year?

I wouldn’t expect Woods to be back that soon considering he just birthed a child.

We should’ve gotten Nick Foles to remedy that.

The Cleveland QB room is a mixture of Great British Baking Show and To catch a Predator.