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Denote had a bowel movement this morning that resembled Starry Night. We are currently attempting to discover the origin of this masterpiece and as such will not be dressing Deonte today. However, if you would like to purchase said movement on its original porcelain canvas, it will be up for auction later today.

I hope they use us as a tune up game before the playoffs. I'd settle for an NFL record for points against. I know no member of the current roster really would want to be a part of that, but it might be the only way for them not to have to endure 17 more games of embarrassment next year.

I'm not pissed because I think BC is the answer at LT. I'm pissed because we've only seen him 2 games so this year and it's pretty obvious he should have been starting a long time ago. We should have seen Brown by now too, but it's the same story, different position. We have to address the oline. I just don't trust Rhule to do it. I feel like we need to trade down unless a stud LT is available, and even then, I'd possibly consider moving down a few spots, but only to pick up Linderbaum and possibly a couple extra picks in the 2nd and 3rd to grab some guards. And even that is going to depend a lot on the combine and who is available and where they are projected to go. We need to focus on our line first and foremost.

If a "guard" is the best LT we've fielded all year, that says something pretty substantial about our HC ability to evaluate talent.

This has all been a part of Rhule's master plan. Tank the entire season so DJ would be forced to sign a cheaper contract. It's all been part of the plan, we just can't see it.

The sad part is we've already made an investment in our Oline. Erving and Elfien aren't worth what we paid. Miller and Jordan wouldn't be on a roster anywhere else. Paradis was hot garbage. We spent a 3rd and a 6th on a LT and a RG and have no idea if either can play, though it looks like both are better than anything we've fielded this year. Right now we should know if BC is a LT. We don't because his arms are an inch too short. Well Slater's arms are a little too short but he's a stud LT as a rookie. Brown, who knows what he can do. But it sure as hell can't be worse than Miller. These guys needed to play this year so we know what we have going into the offseason. Currently we need 4 positions on the line with 1 draft pick in the 1st 3 rounds and we have 2 guys we have no idea what if they can fill a spot or not. Rhule is living in a fantasy world. Make a true investment in this franchise. Kick his fugging ass to the curb.

not sure how many times he said "who Rhule sees as a guard because of his arm length, but it felt like it was every other sentence.

This is part of the vision. We just don't see it yet.

What fugging difference does it make if you're just going to keep starting guys like Miller?

And we don't have the roster Tony Dungy built

Head coach of the Carolina Panthers

If we keep Rhule we have another offseason to fug this franchise some more.

Puff puff PASS

Rhule gives his post game presser talking about how well we did in last night's bowl game.

Actually yes. It wouldn't matter if we had Tom Brady in his prime. Matt Rhule has no freaking idea what he is doing as an NFL head coach. Until he's gone, other than for fantasy football, I won't give 2 flying fugs about what happens to the Panthers organization. They deserve all of it for keeping him. Even Marty Hurney was easier to tolerate than this poo show.

14 more beers and you won't remember this by morning.

Be playing golf every Sunday.

Bringing back Rhule after the poo show he's put together this year doesn't really do much to counter that argument.

Yeah. Robby had a chance in that interview to really step up and catch some of the flak that should have been deservedly coming his way, but no surprise, he dropped the ball.

90% of Huddle regulars could be cited as that source.

The pornhub server is located in my stepmom's basement.

You would have only lasted a couple of minutes anyhow.

I'm starting to wonder if there's a clause in the contract that Rhule cant be fired before year 3 without a non performance cause. It's just about the only thing that makes sense at this point.

Translation. My mom said I can't stay in her basement this week. Can I sleep on your couch for a couple days. I have a big interview with a remote waste relocation transit and disposal system AKA Porta Potties.