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Yep. Those Europeans actually come up with some damn good beer cocktails. Also like this Belgian Sunrise: Allagash White layered on Framboise.

I invented a new cocktail... I call it a redneck mimosa.

As I've ventured deeper into my mid-20s, the more I see pictures like this, the more I realize I'm wasting my life. Ever since the "Selling all my stuff and moving to Hawai'i" thread, I find myself asking "why the fug not?" all the time.

It's Always Sunny just went up like 3 notches as far as clever writing goes:

You know how they have those fraud detectives who check to see if you are actually injured when you are claiming disability. I think they should have those for medical benefits, and if the detective snaps a photo of you like this, you're inelligible.

Also, this was a big hit in D.C. Like a Boss.

Boy do I wish it wasn't an elbow.

Is that a tub or miracle whip? That explains one thing, but opens up about 20 more questions.

Krav Maga!

No. But now it sounds like I have plans for Halloween! And yeah, they really do have good service there. The only drawback in my GF is the uber jealous type, and she get's really pissed off when all the waiters hit on me right in front of her. But you're wrong, the best part about DuPont is the bars give you the most generous pours I've ever seen. I got a whiskey sour at Cobalt: 3 oz of whiskey, 1 oz sour mix, $6. If I didn't know better, I'd say "Bruce" was trying to get me drunk.

My girlfriend lives in Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. (For you non-Washingtonians, it's affectionately known as the "Fruit Loop"). This is kind of what Saturday night looks like when I go to the bar.

Lol. I love it when white people half-heartedly try dance moves. They kind of work their way up to doing it slowly and then stop after like 10 seconds. It's really fun to watch.

This cartoon has actually made me examine my life and decide how I want to live going forward. Powerful stuff for a couple of stick figures.

This. I've put 2 cats down in the last 6 months, and that fuggin story about Ugly damned near made me cry in my cube.

I lol'd, but unfortunately I think it's fake. Why would a detailed medical diagnosis be included in the police report?

The "Tenso" meme sucks. Good job, Brazil. You actually created a lamer Internet phenomena than Rick Rolling.

How the fug do they know?

...dammit. Well it's the first time I've found one, and I'm nowhere near an airport. All bow before Mighty Google Maps God Cat Poop!