The NFL Shield At Midfield

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TMac would have had to make a highlight reel like circus catch to haul that pass in back in the first quarter. He was badly overthrown.

David Moore knows he's on the outside looking in imo

Him not making the final 53 is some stupid poo this franchise would do, isn't it.

You really had to see it live to understand how bad we looked.

Slingblade is one of the sole bright spots so far.

Brad Idzik to the barber: "Just fug my poo up"

This is why I'm giving less of a poo about the preseason with every passing year. We have nobody exciting down the depth chart, and after the starters are done we just get pummeled on both sides of the ball. It's boring and depressing. A family member had tickets to the game against the Browns and it was literally the first time in my life I've turned down a chance to see a game in person. No regrets.

well there's Hunter Renfrow with a catch.

It's one thing to see a team that's not very good but is scrappy and plays hard. We look like we're just looking forward to the peanuts and ginger ale on the flight back to Charlotte.

yeah MS Word is giving you an error message the minute you try to open that file.

@kass have to give you props spending your Saturday night watching this trash. That's a true fan right there.

Steve Smith Sr.: "You have to look at this as data, no emotions" The data doesn't look good either my man.

We look exactly the same as we did in the 2023 preseason.

Did you see what our first string offense did against their starters?

Probably didn't want to risk a pick six or some other disaster that would destroy Young's confidence. Guess we're saving that for the week one ass whupping Jacksonville is going to put on us.

Bryce Young is being sat down already haha. Man we suck ass.

We look like the vintage 2023 edition of the Panthers. Bryce threw a horrible wounded duck INT on a free play, a ball hit JT Sanders in the hands and just bounced off, Houston currently driving the field and going for it on 4th down inside our 10 edit: Stroud with a pitch and catch touchdown

Sorry I was watching an episode of American Pickers, there's a game on?

Only positive so far is that the starting defense seems to be tackling and containing well.

Looks like DB's day is done.

Yeah preseason and so on but this is not what you want to see.

Jesus Christ pour syrup and melt some butter on Moton.

He must have eaten some bad brisket and it did a number on him.

Yeah he was gone.