The NFL Shield At Midfield

He gets '24. If he plays bad enough we're likely in position to draft a quarterback anyway.

That was probably my favorite offseason of all time. There was buzz that Cam was about to take the next step, Star had just fallen to us in the draft, we trolled the hell out of Dave Dameshek, etc.

No less productive than discussing the possibility of the Panthers relocating.

We went to the Japanese Gardens on a rare sunny day and there were like a hundred of that girl walking around

I've never been to Seattle, but I've been to Portland OR and every young woman there looks like Kathleen Hannah in that one Sonic Youth video. So if you're into that then I highly recommend the pacific northwest.

Can't win the lottery without buying a ticket

Hmm

Well we'll see who's laughing in February when-haha I can't do it. I would take 4 or 5 wins with 6 or 7 being sit up and pay attention territory. If we somehow make the playoffs I'll offer Bryce Young a soft drink of his choice.

Great Descendents track

I could listen to him read the phone book, love that accent he's got.

I'll explain it to you like somebody who still gives a poo about whether people wear a mask alone in their car. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates' transgender chemtrails were distributed by George Soros via cans of Bud Light with Dylan Mulvaney's face on it to Hunter Biden's laptop. This was then telepathically transmitted to Seth Rich who used his ivermectin and HCQ powered brain waves to make Bryce Young throw inaccurate passes.

rizz ohio

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/arts/music/steve-albini-dead.html He was highly controversial, politically incorrect, and a self-described asshole early in his career before mellowing out, but he's an absolute icon of music engineering/production (although he disliked the label of "producer"). He recorded Nirvana's In Utero, Surfer Rosa by the Pixies, and countless other artists including The Breeders, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Helmet, The Stooges, and so on. He famously refused to take residuals on albums he recorded, passing up what would have been millions of dollars because he considered the practice unethical. His own bands Big Black and Shellac were also influential in their own right. His later efforts focused on running his studio in Chicago, Electrical Audio, which catered to both independent and major label bands and artists until his death.

"Haha, you won 7 championships, what a loser"

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Darrell Green looks like he could suit up and teach these youngsters a lesson or two right now

Can you imagine the reaction in the Grits household if Washington drafts a white cornerback

lol what the hell, did they unfreeze a tattoo artist from 1993 to design that helmet logo or something? I thought the Broncos' new uniforms were generic and boring but this is straight trash.

This kid in middle school was just going off one morning about this group he had seen on MTV that he called "The Bloody Monkeys". I was 13 then and watched about a thousand hours of MTV a week, but I had no idea what I was talking about. He gave me nonstop poo for probably three weeks because I hadn't heard of "The Bloody Monkeys". Years later I put it together that he must have seen that they were called Blood something or other, and then conjugated that into The Bloody Monkeys because they were wearing monkey costumes in the video. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

There's always going to be some horseplay with kids but some poo like that can turn tragic easily. If we were doing that and some adults saw it they never tolerated it for good reason. I remember getting into a fight with a bigger, stronger kid who was older than me at a public pool once. He overpowered me and had me in a chokehold underwater in the shallow end. I still remember the sensation of not being able to escape and not being able to breathe no matter how much I was struggling to.

Your body has a natural tendency to float, so if you get free of the vehicle/whatever and let go you'll float to the surface. Then there are a few different techniques you can use to float until help arrives: https://aceboater.com/en-us/in-water-survival Trust me though I get it. My grandmother on my mom's side was a young child in Wyoming back in the era when a lot of rural people still got around by horse, and there was some kind of incident where the family tried to cross a river and she almost drowned. She was terrified of water her entire life. Like wouldn't even get into the shallow end of a pool at the beach.

Just look at the demise of Sports Illustrated. I used to comb through a hundred thousand words about coffee, airports, and other random bullshit in Peter King's column every week hoping to find a precious sentence or two about the Panthers. Now you just to go to YouTube or Twi-uh, X, and find hours upon hours of guys breaking down our film in absurd detail. And it's free... ish.

I have YouTube TV and cancel it after the draft until the preseason pretty much. With us not having a 1st round pick this year I might even dip after the NCAA tournament is over. Hell even my boomer parents have cut the cord and use a FireStick now. Cable TV won't really be a thing in 10 years imo, if even that.

I'm not a big college basketball guy but NC State palpably had something going into that game, you could feel it. UNC seemed kind of loose in the pre game whereas NC State looked torqued up to about 11.

Big ups to Duke, Carolina, Utah State, and Wake Forest for completely fuging up my parlays this week