PanthersATL

My god does Phil Sims look bored.

Tonight, the Falcons look like Fat Elvis - they kinda look the same as they did last week, but you can just tell somethings just a _little_ bit off. Or like store-brand Oreos vs last week's name brand.

Atlanta's FOX station has the Panthers/Seahawks game listed in their schedule as a 1p game. Idiots.

Looks like the refs got their yellow flags at Costco by the way they're throwing them around this drive

Baseball season ended back in September when FOOTBALL season started.

"Facemask - grabbing the back of the helmet" sounds just... wrong

Panthers play on FOX.

Help me here - which one is Cris Collinsworth again?

hardy wants to get gisele in the sack

dammit

did he put the nacho chip in the cheese dip THEN the salsa? 'cause that's MY football move.

The NFL is not like the Miranda rights. If the ref doesn't exactly read the same rules over and over again for the benefit of the TV cameras, that won't change what the OT rule happens to be.

yes

woooooooooooooo. kick that ball, kick that ball. c'mon washington. do your job.

better than the BUCS kicker, that's for sure

DUDE

​If it matters, looks like the Huddle cookie is set to expire fairly quickly. Doesn't seem to recognize the "remember me" checkbox as far as I can tell in recent days.

Been a Panther fan since Day 1. Was lucky enough to attend all the Clemson games and suffer through those post-game traffic jams on I-85.

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'cause you all care: Vegas' latest line has Carolina at 40/1 to win the 2016 Super Bowl. Jaguars are at 200/1 odds.

If it matters, the American Pie Council's marketing team are stupid. National Pie Day is January 23 - http://www.piecouncil.org/sites/default/files/PIE_PieDay12-19-14_final.pdf

insert "watch ___ carry a dozen bagels.... with no hands!" joke here. heh - said "insert" and "bagel" in the same sentence.

Don't stop until you KNOW you're sex-ified. You can always tell when she gets sex-ified because when she gets sas-fied, she start callin' your name She'd say, "Roarin' Riot, Roarin' Riot, Roarin' Riot. Roarin' Riot, oooh poo, Roarin' Riot"

fixed that for you.