LinvilleGorge

Either we're THAT desperate to make this deal happen regardless or the overall perception is that this is a shakedown.

Spoken like someone who's never been in a relationship in his life.

Mentor for what? Which NFL breakrooms have the best coffee? I jest, but this dude ain't the answer. I'll be surprised if he's on the final roster.

We part with Cam Newton largely due to injury concerns. A year later we seem hellbent to sign a veritable fuging MASH unit in free agency. Weird.

To this day I haven't decided whether my wife really trusted me or was really testing me...

Honest to god, I'd rather draft Mac Jones at #8. I can't bring myself to root for Russell Wilson.

Add Mariota to the list of "possibly the best bad option we have available" behind Deshaun Watson and a 1st round draft pick.

We get it, man. Watson lacks a couple of digits on his bank account for you to defend him. Your fetish for staunchly defending billionaires is one of the odder things I've seen on the Huddle and that's quite the accomplisment.

If we aren't calling like crazy trying to talk to everyone who has so much as confirmed to have shared an elevator ride in the past with Watson I'd be surprised. I get that we're all in on Watson the player, but you can't stay all in on this plan without reassuring yourself that you're still all in on Watson the person too.

A few years ago my wife was getting regular massages and raving about the massage therapist and telling me I just had to go. Finally I did. My god, this girl was a complete smoke show. To her credit, she was a very good massage therapist but I never went back for fear of suffering an embarrassing moment myself. I'd be willing to bet such instances aren't exactly a rarity for the poor girl. She was just that smoking hot.

I think if he does he would've been smart enough to pay the hush money and move on but who knows?

It'll likely be an apology text. She'll say it's because of the inappropriate sexual conduct. He'll say it's for being late for the appointment. Oh, he specifically apologized for inappropriate actions? She'll say it's because of the inappropriate sexual conduct. He'll say he farted.

Hard evidence in a sexual assault case, you say?

How does he possibly benefit from retaining that Sunday school teacher who seems to be the lightning rod for all the backlash inside the building? Don't underestimate the impact of ego. Don't get me wrong, normally I would 100% agree. There's nothing logical about the Texans sabotaging themselves... except for the reality that they've been doing exactly that for the better part of two years now.

He just needs to make a few more rounds and then there will literally be more teams in the league that he's signed with than not.

10th NFL team...

One of them? Maybe. Both of them? I'd be shocked.

A joking comment that landed with a thud is hardly comparable.

At very best.

Buzbee is the attorney for all six accusers.

If we're THAT committed to this plan that's a HUGE concern. I'm never a fan of going all-in on something when there are plenty of factors beyond your control. All in on a Cam or Luck or Trevor Lawrence when you're holding the #1 overall pick? Fine. Hell, all in on an RG3 when you're the Redskins and have traded for the #2 overall pick? Fine. But all in on a guy you're going to have to trade a fortune to get, his team is trying not to trade, and who is facing multiple allegations of sexual assault? Fug...

Will they though? It's highly likely to be 99% he said/she said. If there were "facts" regarding the forced oral sex allegation, this would be a criminal case instead of a civil case.