Pejorative Miscreant

I have never been compelled to rewatch a Panther loss but I am very tempted. Smokin my Christmas butt and brisket tonight so I think the stars are aligned just right.

The fact that we are actually bitching about the refs instead of players coaches and the POS owner is incredibly inspirational.

This seems to allow BY to get into a rhythm as a passer which is the opposite of what was happening earlier in the year. BY looks much more comfortable and less robotic which will hopefully benefit him over the next few weeks. I know it’s counter to the ultimate goal of the game but I bet a lot of people in the organization are feeling better about this loss than they were about the 9-7 win last week.

Never one for moral victories but damn. A lot of good things today. Merry Holidays all!

Asking him to sign me to a multi year contract to be the panthers next head coach. At least I'll benefit from his next disaster and I can start my retirement planning which should begin no later than this time next year.

One of the scarce scenarios where playing for the field goal is the right strategy.

The deck is stacked against this defense from an injury and complementary football standpoint (I.e. offense sucks and puts defense in precarious position). I dont think they are top 10 but they are stingy. It’s the only positive on this team so maybe I am biased.

I’m. Panther fan and since Bryce is the QB I’m a Bryce fan. He’s either gonna work out or not. I’m leaning hard towards the not but hell, I’m wrong all the time. I expected them to screw up that drive right up until the ball got thru the goalposts. 1 is a streak dammit! I’ll take it.

It isnt like his parents and agents came to Carolina and sold snake oil to the Panthers in a vacuum. This kid was in the discussions for 1/2 top 5 picks well before the Panthers made the trade. It’s comforting to have a scapegoat but in reality the cause of this mess is pouring ketchup all over his steak and eggs at the moment.

This team deserves that type of weather.

The only thing Tepper is proven to be good at is investments. As good as it would be for Tepper to have a diversion, the profit on the Panthers, regardless of terrible team performance is probably (this is my assumption but I am ignorant of motor sport team profit) a bigger cash cow than the motorsports angle. Tepper paid 2.2 billion for the team. Five years later he has transformed it into the stinkiest hot mess in the NFL and it is valued at a little over 4 billion. What other business can you have top to bottom ineptness and still double your money in 5 years?

Apparently thats in the job description for coaches and players as well.

The New England job opening is much more attractive than the one here in Carolina. Definitely not going down the "no one will take this job" avenue but that one would be more coveted me thinks

I can empathize with him and anyone in terms of working toward a goal and falling short. Sucks when that happens to people particularly when they are younger. But dude has a huge golden parachute so no, I don’t feel one bit sorry for him. If this football thing doesn’t work out he will simply go into early retirement with millions in the bank. He will land on his feet.

My 80 proof Panthers Jingle Bells Cover is coming along Dashing through the summer with dreams of playoffs in some heads Team takes the field in the fall and firmly shiits the bed! Oh this team sucks, this team sucks Tepper your a fool Who woulda thunk we could get worse after firing dumbass Rhule.

I dont blame Eddy. Suckage is contagious.

Ass

Sanders just doubled his production for the year

Watching Taysum Hill spit tobacco is so exciting. Way to go Fox

Vilma selling "Bryce Young's Big Arm" hard.

Derrick Brown throwin people.

Ate up 59 seconds of clock if you count the hang time on the kick. Go offense!

Apparently Olave has been sick all week. That being the case, I fully expect to see him torch us today.

Better go make a beer run if you are planning on watching the whole game. That’s gonna be gone by 2nd quarter 2 minute warning.

Pie for OP. I absolutely love it! Inspired to make a thread as shiity as the the team we support. Although OP falls well short of that mark, we should heap praise for the effort.