L-TownCat

This usually goes one of two ways: either we keep winning and make a run, or the losing streak starts. We should know by this evening.

Have you seen DJ in run support this year? Dude is ballin’ outta control.

Then holy smokes were gonna gave 8 sacks.

Yep, sure is. Noted.

College recruiting is not a completely honest transaction? The hell you say?

So dumb you might actually be a Cowboys fan.

Every single one of them has been so far.

We had a good time a few years back. Before the Big Butthole Bowl (complete with winking action.)

Fare thee well, for we hardly knew ye.

I had a bong named “The purple people eater” in college. Glass with a purple acrylic alligator crawling up the neck. Its power was unmatched and had to be surrendered to authorities. Steel Curtain was actually pretty intimidating back in the cold war era. Cant knock its cultural significance. Legion of Boom was always a lame name but they played so well it didnt matter. They could have been the boo-boo-kitty-fugs and grown men would say it with pride. Any chance to be known as the reapers should be seized upon at all costs. Its regional in origin, nationally recognized and marketable as all hell.

Buddy of mine refused to call him by his name and would only refer to Matt Ryan as Noodle-Arm.

Im not dying. Im giving them what i feel is a reasonable enough time to win 1 championship. Less “win one for the gipper” More “before im dead, already”

Carolina Reapers Now thats a nickname i could support. If only we still had Peppers.

All the plays Shaq is making this year, were the plays Chinn was making last year.

I was gonna say i want more than the 1 Cower got, but id be lying. Just gimme 1. 1 before i check out of this world.

He may actually be worse than Rivera, in terms of total confusion as if clock management just became a thing. Whoever gets more and consistent QB pressure will most likely win. I think we get a defensive score this week off of one of those sacks. Maybe Pick-6 off a wobbler as he gets hit. We’re too fast, just gotta get that ball on the ground.

Here are the league leaders in rushing TDs.

No lie, every other week/game I actually look forward to these threads. Even our divisional foes sometimes can be fair in their analysis. Not this week. If it were possible to care any less about what these clowns have to say, yould have to prove it. Unmoved and unbothered by their arrogance, I wait for kickoff.

Each week in the NFL is a unique challenge. Rivera used the same tools to address each and every game. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

I know why he’s doing it. It explains the hesitation. After he makes a couple of those throws he’ll get more comfortable knowing where his guys are going to be. Will he ever be PMahomes no-look-dime good? Doubtful. Efficient game manager with a flare for the big play? Trending that way.

That never changes. Year in year out same bull. They can all eat greasy taint meat.

Goodell has no power. He’s the bullet proof shield in front of the owners. He takes the punishment. That’s why they pay him so much.

He does need to up the tempo a smidge but he’s still “thinking”. Give him time to understand and build trust. He’ll start anticipating and acting instead of thinking.

When you’re a 6’8 290lbs chiseled out of solid granite Punnett square lottery winner, the “spotlight” was turned on at conception.