Okay I have 4.5 days to pass a drug test

[8 0 5]

Dont take the test and stop smoking pot.

No and no. And I will never take a jets fans advice.

[8 0 5]

If they validity test your wife's will show up as a female sample. Just putting that out there.

Pretty sure it's just a simple 5 panel

[ladypanther]

Its a car dealer not a fed job. Its piss and prolly a simple 5 panel.

I work fo a car dealership.  They did the hair test.

[Squirrel]

No and no. And I will never take a jets fans advice.

 

You do not fit the requirements of the job and are lying to get it. So you are untrustworthy on top of it.  Ask yourself this,  Why are they requiring you to get a drug test?  Maybe it has to do with you working with a motorized vehicle.  If you dont fit the requirement to get the job the you shouldnt have the job. 

[Squirrel]

I work fo a car dealership.  They did the hair test.

 

Every employer should do this that is required to have drug test. 

[CollegePanther]

Been in that position one time. You just gotta drink a bunch of water, exercise, and catch your piss midstream. Worked for me. 

[8 0 5]

You do not fit the requirements of the job and are lying to get it. So you are untrustworthy on top of it. Ask yourself this, Why are they requiring you to get a drug test? Maybe it has to do with you working with a motorized vehicle. If you dont fit the requirement to get the job the you shouldnt have the job.

LOL, just LOL... Not even gonna respond to ignorance like that.

Back on topic.

[Kevin Greene]

Why are you a med MJ patient?

[Rise of The Hive]

I just got offered a job as a sales rep at a Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep/Ram/Fiatt dealership and they need a piss test by Tuesday.

I am a medical marijuana patient and I smoke every day.

Should I,

A. Stop smoking this second and attempt to detox myself? If so what are the most effective ways you've heard?

B. Have my wife who is clean pee for me before and keep it over 90 degrees somehow...

Help

 

Just drink a lot of water, someone else's pee is actually a bad idea.

[8 0 5]

Just drink a lot of water, someone else's pee is actually a bad idea.

Why??

[Happy Panther]

I think it is hard to smuggle someone else's pee and keep it the right temp.

 

I have read the best technique is a flushing regimen.

 

Alternatively My Uncle once got a surprise job offer and called his potential boss and told him he had been "exposed" by accident to weed and wanted a couple weeks just in case. The boss guy said fine and rescheduled the drug test.

 

Just throwing it out there. 

 

 

[Chimera]

Been in that position one time. You just gotta drink a bunch of water, exercise, and catch your piss midstream. Worked for me.

shhhhh

I already said that, but Vampire apparently has something riding on the sale of synthetic urine

[Happy Panther]

Been in that position one time. You just gotta drink a bunch of water, exercise, and catch your piss midstream. Worked for me. 

 

 

shhhhh

I already said that, but Vampire apparently has something riding on the sale of synthetic urine

Only thing I have read is that you stop exercising a day or so before the test because MJ is stored in fat cells and exercise breaks down fat.

 

Just what I have read.

[Squirrel]

LOL, just LOL... Not even gonna respond to ignorance like that.

Back on topic.

 

Ignorance is thinking you will beat the drug test when you have no clue how too. You want a job stop smoking the poo or find one that doesnt require a drug test.

 

 

 

Dont let the piss bag break before you take your drug test.