1/3rd-life boob crisis?

[Jase]

I just realized I've seen remarkably few boobs in real life. (2 and a half sets)

 

As I near the age of thirty, I've realized that life is too short to see such few boobs.

 

What can I do about this without upsetting my wife?

 

 

 

TIA & Kisses,

 

Jase

[Darth Biscuit]

[Jangler]

Fat men?

[Jase]

Fat men?

 

Tell me more about these fat men.  Can I get them to shave?

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

you've only seen 2 boobs irl? right wife i'm retarded.

 

well you're poo outta luck.

[Cat]

I just realized I've seen remarkably few boobs in real life. (2 and a half sets)

 

As I near the age of thirty, I've realized that life is too short to see such few boobs.

 

What can I do about this without upsetting my wife?

 

 

 

TIA & Kisses,

 

Jase

 

 

Take her to a strip club or bourlesque show.  And be sure to ask her if she wants to see some nice man parts as well. Gotta be fair about it.

[Jase]

you've only seen 2 boobs irl? longtime girl or what?

 

Combine conservative upbringing + being socially withdrawn through high school and early college + getting married as a virgin = 3 pre-marital boobs and 2 marital boobs

[Wyank]

Go to a different area code.  It's not cheating if its a different area code.  Isn't that the rule?

[Jase]

Take her to a strip club or bourlesque show.  And be sure to ask her if she wants to see some nice man parts as well. Gotta be fair about it.

 

She's said she might be interested in seeing female strippers but not male.  She says shaven men with "grapefruit butts" (her words) are not appealing to her.  (she's been to some kind of show before)

[Jase]

Go to a different area code.  It's not cheating if its a different area code.  Isn't that the rule?

 

does 980 count as a different area code?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Tell me more about this uniboob woman...or was it one normal dual boob girlie, and then a second Total Recall-like tritit girl?

[Panthro]

Tell me more about this uniboob woman...or was it one normal dual boob girlie, and then a second Total Recall-like tritit girl?

 

scrolling down to post this.

 

or was one nancy reagan

[Jase]

Tell me more about this uniboob woman...or was it one normal dual boob girlie, and then a second Total Recall-like tritit girl?

 

Or did I see 6 half-boobs?

[Cat]

She's said she might be interested in seeing female strippers but not male.  She says shaven men with "grapefruit butts" (her words) are not appealing to her.  (she's been to some kind of show before)

 

 

Well then so should you!