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Accidentally used dog shampoo

PandaPancake

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Go hump your Girl Friends leg and see what happens.

 

She's out. We're in a constant struggle with watching soccer. As I prefer Barclays and she claims she can't get through their accents which makes me give her weird looks with her Mexican accent.

 

I do have to say my hair smells good.

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She's out. We're in a constant struggle with watching soccer. As I prefer Barclays and she claims she can't get through their accents which makes me give her weird looks with her Mexican accent.

 

I do have to say my hair smells good.

 

 

Alright, lay on the couch and lick your balls and report back.

 

 

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I was in the shower and accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Which isn't a cause for concern but I've been staring at this bag of food on the table for the last hour. And I have a desire to bark at every noise.

 

Am I going to die?

 

just don't chase any parked cars.

 

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Alright, lay on the couch and lick your balls and report back.

 

 

 

Dude, don't do it.  That's how Lorne Greene died.

 

He used to do those Alpo commercials and apparently got curious and tried some.  He really liked the flavor, I am told.

 

One day, he was on the couch licking his balls, fell off and broke his neck.

 

True story.....

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