Welcome Panther newbies! This is why.

[SIGCHI222]

In case you are new here, personally I welcome you.  I have no problem with people who decide that the Panthers are the new team or first team they want to cheer for.

You better be sharp if you want to post on this site and you better be ready to take some heavy flak if you don't know what you are talking about.

As a side note, keep your religion and political views out of the Panthers forum, there are places for that but not here.

Especially for newbs and as a reminder to old codgers like me alike, I present the following...

http://www.panthers.com/media-vault/videos/The_Legacy_of_Sam_Mills_Keep_Pounding/ce59adb4-71d3-4693-8d77-0f866477e6f4

 

[luke nukem]

protip: if you post like panthers united.... your gunna have a bad time.

[t96]

protip: if you post like panthers united.... your gunna have a bad time.

You mean CoreyUnited...

[SIGCHI222]

Really?

 

protip: if you post like panthers united.... your gunna have a bad time.

PanthersUnited isn't Jeremy's alt after all.

[Jangler]

Dick jokes better be funny.

[j2sgam]

^^ that post is dildos................

[Jangler]

Totally agree, but gotta show them what not to do.

 

sleet sleet *****

lol ***** lol

[lightsout]

Really?

 

 

PanthersUnited isn't Jeremy's alt after all.

Wait, it's not? I swear it is. It has to be.

[PandaPancake]

Dick jokes better be funny.

[L-TownCat]

We don't haze here but it's an unwritten rite of passage that you must purchase 1 roll of the softest two ply quilted TP and deliver it to SCP.

[Inimicus]

Couch sales and discussions of whether or not there are pretty women posting on the internet are strictly prohibited.

[t96]

We don't haze here but it's an unwritten rite of passage that you must purchase 1 roll of the softest two ply quilted TP and deliver it to SCP.

 The question is, if you run out of toilet paper do you

a) use the cardboard from the roll

b) use your hands

c) go without wiping

 

Trick question. There's really no wrong answer.

[dpm0409]

 The question is, if you run out of toilet paper do you

a) use the cardboard from the roll

b) use your hands

c) go without wiping

 

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D) scan the bathroom for tissues and/or a cloth

def. not B) , haha

[L-TownCat]

 The question is, if you run out of toilet paper do you

a) use the cardboard from the roll

b) use your hands

c) go without wiping

 

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I prefer the Russian doughnut.

Usually there is at least 1 square left on the roll.

Take said square and poke your middle finger through the middle of the square.

Then very meticulously, because you've only got one shot at this, using your middle finger, rake the contents of your anal crevasse in one swipe.

Then take the TP and close it up around the dirty finger and wipe the butt mud off with the final square of TP.

 

There you have it.  The Russian Doughnut.