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Dear visiting Cam Newton haters:


Shields17

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First off, welcome to The Huddle.

We're terribly sorry that your team didn't make it to the Superbowl. Or, if you're a Broncos fan, we're sorry that your team did make it to the Superbowl.

Over the past season, I'm sure you've had to endure the putrid antics of Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire. Shielding your children's eyes from those gyrating hips. Those dances after he just made your team's defense look like a Junior Varsity squad. Giving more footballs to children than Toys For Tots. That infectious smile displayed at all times during the game. SMILINGIN FOOTBALL. Why I never!

I wish I could tell you it's going to get better. I wish I could tell you those days of having to see Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire plastered all over any media you choose to look at are over. I wish I could tell you that Josh Norman hasn't seen a wide receiver like the #1 on your team this season. Sorry about that last one, just habit.

Unfortunately, I'm here to deliver a dire message: You're fuged.

I hope you don't have a gag reflex. Because every sports media outlet in the world is about to cram a whole lot of this:

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Down your throat at all hours of the day for two whole weeks. You thought this season was bad? You thought pre-Draft talk was bad? The next two weeks are going to be a nightmare for you, and there's no waking up from this nightmare buddy.

Enjoy, and welcome to The Huddle.

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Was watching the game at home with my family and they were all getting pissed about Cam and the rest of the boys celebrating most of the game. My response: God forbid a player enjoys winning a game to get into the Super Bowl.

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