The Ultimate Shitty QB

[Mr. Scot]

I clicked in here to read about Johnny Manziel.

[imminent rogaine]

meh.

 

I did find it funny that before I red the article the names Rex Grossman, John Kitna, and Kyle Boller had all popped into my head. Along with Clausen and Bulger.

 

They should have used Clausen for the tiny hands. I don't think he can palm a football.. He basically has to shotput the ball.

[PhillyB]

but holy taco dot com is the pinnacle of funny

[therealmjl]

Hurray for a child
That makes it through
If there's any way
Because the answer lies in you
They're laid to rest
Before they've known just what to do
Their souls are lost
Because they could never find

What's this life for

I see your soul, it's kind of gray
You see my heart, you look away
You see my wrist, I know your pain
I know your purpose on your plane
Don't say a last prayer

Because you could never find

What's this life for

But they ain't here anymore
Don't have to settle the score
Cause we all live
Under the reign of one king

But they ain't here anymore,
Don't have to settle no Goddamn score
'Cause we all live under the reign,
I said, you know, of

One king [x3]

But they ain't here anymore,
Don't have to settle no Goddamn score
'Cause we all live under the reign
I said, you know, of

One king [x3]

But they ain't here anymore,
Don't have to settle no Goddamn score
Cause we all live under the reign
Of one king