Zod's guide to not being a complete douchebag...

[Zod]

Rule #3 - making excuses for breaking these rules still makes you a douchbag

[mr beauxjangles]

If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:

a) have too much crap in your pockets

might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.

[Cat]

If you have to "dig through your pockets" to find your cell phone you either:

a) have too much crap in your pockets

might have a small case of the lazies

Pockets are for holding things, like cell phones.

Belts are for holding your pants up, which contain the pockets that hold things, like cell phones.

Some guys can't fit it in there pants because there pants are too tight

[Scrumtrilescent]

I look in the mirror and say "don't be that douchebag today" but it always fails.

[Captroop]

If belt clips are wrong, I don't want to be right.

[PanthaSan]

i also carry quite a few items. i suggest a back pack. they aren't just for school anymore....unless he would like a man purse

Fanny packs out of fashion?

My husband attaches his cell phone to his belt. Some times he has his cell phone, mp3 player and digital camera all attached to his belt.

Big turn on. lol

Are you married to Batman?

[Kettle]

Fanny packs out of fashion?

not even Hulk Hogan can pull off the fanny pack

[PanthaSan]

Well that would explain why I can still get them cheap..

[Cat]

Are you married to Batman?

That would be cool. All that money :biggrin5:

[SmootsDaddy89]

1. Do not wear a blackberry earpiece.

2. Do not clip your cell phone to your belt, thats what pockets are for.

/end

I will never stop doing #2 because I look worlds more important that way.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Also if you have a phone worth half a poo, you'll clip it to your belt and not keep it in your pocket like an oaf.

[Kettle]

do they make belt clips for the iphone? could that be part of Zod's reasoning?

[Scrumtrilescent]

I bought a midget. I built a flat shelf and nailed it to it's head. It has places for my keys, wallet, phone, iPod, pens, USB drives, etc. It follows me around so whenever I need something it's always there. And when I get mad I just kick it in the face. I call it Stump.

[Zod]

Belt Clips = Douche Bag

Seriously fellas, next time you have it on, ask any woman around you and they will agree.