Predictions on firings if we lose this game?

[Jon Snow]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

I'd love for you to explain how.

Bonus points if you can do it without a "well actually" or being passive-aggressive (good luck)

Ugh, there's 16 games in a season.  Math and stuff.

[Carl Spackler]

13 minutes ago, Bogart said:

Ugh, there's 16 games in a season.  Math and stuff.

Why would I tell people they won't realize the team is good until after the season is over, dumbass? 2-13 in December implies there's a game left.

[Mr. Scot]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

I'd love for you to explain how.

Bonus points if you can do it without a "well actually" or being passive-aggressive (good luck)

Well actually, either you flunked basic math or your knowledge of how many games are played in an NFL season is a tad lacking.

You can clarify which it is.

[Carl Spackler]

#wellactually it's impossible to be 2-14 in December

[Mr. Scot]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Why would I tell people they won't realize the team is good until after the season is over, dumbass? 2-13 in December implies there's a game left.

I'm sure that's what you meant.

[Jon Snow]

1 minute ago, Mr. Scot said:

I'm sure that's what you meant.

And I'm the dumdass, don't forget that.

[Carl Spackler]

14 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

Well actually, either you flunked basic math or your knowledge of how many games are played in an NFL season is a tad lacking.

You can clarify which it is.

Yes, a poster who has been on here since 2009 doesn't know how many games there are in a season.

Or stay with me here (it's not easy)

He's telling people who will still think we're good when there's still games left to be played

also

actually

We can't be 2-14 in December. The season ends in January. I said "December." Your basic knowledge of our schedule is lacking.

[Carl Spackler]

13 minutes ago, Bogart said:

And I'm the dumdass, don't forget that.

You are the dumbdass

[run1stdownrun2nddown]

9 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

So epic

I said 2-13

How many wins do we have

No way in hell we finish 2-13 (or 2-14). Your emo-ness is distorting your judgement. That is what makes it so epic.

[Carl Spackler]

13 minutes ago, run1stdownrun2nddown said:

No way in hell we finish 2-13 (or 2-14). Your emo-ness is distorting your judgement. That is what makes it so epic.

I said we'd BE 2-13

Not FINISH 2-13

We have 2 wins

Your argument was it's impossible for us to finish with 2 wins

[Mr. Scot]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

He's telling people who will still think we're good when there's still games left to be played

I put this into Google Translate.

It shrugged it's shoulders and gave up.

[Carl Spackler]

14 minutes ago, Mr. Scot said:

I put this into Google Translate.

It shrugged it's shoulders and gave up.

Well actually if you're going to revert to your strawman argument, it's

*its

[Mr. Scot]

4 minutes ago, Bogart said:

And I'm the dumdass, don't forget that.

You'll owe him an apology when we finish 0-17.

[Carl Spackler]

@Mr. Scot I will spell this out in as remedial a manner as possible.

1. We have a record that is not good.

2. You are what your record says you are.

3. Our record is not good.

4. We as of now are not good.

5. Our fans are still holding on to the belief that we are good.

6. We are eight weeks into the season (don't try to strawman this -- you know what I mean)

7. Fans still think we are good.

8. It is distinctly possible that delusional fans will still believe we are good even if we are IN DECEMBER approaching a 2-14 season. 

9. Approaching a 2-14 season means you might be 2-13.

10. We cannot be 2-14 in December. We can however be 2-13 in December.