ESPN says THIS is the unsung hero of sports

[PanthersATL]

sports couldn't happen without people like him. From college football cathedrals on Saturdays to raucous NFL stadiums on Sundays, with thousands of kids' soccer fields in between, the port-a-potty is an unsung hero for most outdoor sporting events in the U.S. If you trace the rise of big-time sports in America and the boom of the port-a-potty business over the past 50 years, it's like the two things are dancing together. The portable bathroom business is at $17 billion and rapidly growing, largely because of the constant need at sporting events. 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32992761/the-secret-mvp-sports-porta-potty

[The Huddler]

i stood in line after a panthers game for what seemed like forever i thought my bladder was going to burst.  i have too much willpower to let my urethral sphincter go loose

[Wes21]

I didn't realize my deuces were a part of human evolution.  But there it is.