You know you live out in the country when...

[LinvilleGorge]

UPS resorts to literally drawing a handwritten map with notes and putting it beside the shipping label on your packages.

[motocross_cat]

On 9/8/2022 at 10:02 PM, LinvilleGorge said:

UPS resorts to literally drawing a handwritten map with notes and putting it beside the shipping label on your packages.

I have been driving for 6 years now.  We don't fug around.

[LinvilleGorge]

2 minutes ago, motocross_cat said:

I have been driving for 6 years now.  We don't fug around.

Got one the other day with a full sheet print out of the Google Maps satellite image from the main road with the route outlined in highlighter.

[motocross_cat]

I think what helps ups more so than other delivery companies is that we bid our routes learn them and stay on them.  I know an address just by looking at their name.  Its creepy when I think about how much I know about peoples lives out here.  If something does not make it to your house its because the cover driver was out there that day.

[Ja Rhule]

That’s my dream house so people can’t find it.

[LinvilleGorge]

1 hour ago, Ja Rhule said:

That’s my dream house so people can’t find it.

I can only see one house from mine and I can only see it when the leaves are off.

[Ja Rhule]

3 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

I can only see one house from mine and I can only see it when the leaves are off.

Do you go outside naked with a coffee mug in the am?  My dream lol

[LinvilleGorge]

6 minutes ago, Ja Rhule said:

Do you go outside naked with a coffee mug in the am?  My dream lol

I think I probably randomly piss all over stuff more than my dog just because I can.

[Ja Rhule]

Just now, LinvilleGorge said:

I think I probably randomly piss all over stuff more than my dog just because I can.

Lmao!  fuging legend.

[rayzor]

1 hour ago, LinvilleGorge said:

I think I probably randomly piss all over stuff more than my dog just because I can.

I used to piss around the garden every night. I said it was to keep the deer out of it.

[rayzor]

1 hour ago, LinvilleGorge said:

I can only see one house from mine and I can only see it when the leaves are off.

Same here and the only reason I can is because 40 acre property next to us harvested their timber. Someone bought the 60 acres next to us and just put up a couple buildings we can see over the hill. There's been nothing on that land ever except cattle and more recently a truffle farm that got eaten up by deer. 

USPS won't come down here. It's about a mile up and down our driveway and down a dirt road to the mailbox. Amazon and UPS are quite familiar with our road and driveway though. It's pretty bad.