F***

[Zod]

dick in a box?

[Happy Panther]

How about the sweet chair from "Burn After Reading"

[Jbro]

The key to buying for your wife is listening to her.

It's tough, but it can be done. Listen any time she says she wants or needs something and file it away in the memory banks. Then when you give her something for christmas she mentioned six months ago you are the hero.

I had a real good one a few weeks ago but now I forgot it. It is pissing me off.

[Zod]

I am doing a martini theme, its her favorite drink

book of martini recipes

nice bottle of gin

nice bottle of vodka

new glasses

various premade mixes

[Zcustom]

Me too, plus mine has her birthday two weeks before christmas, ugh

[Jbro]

How about the sweet chair from "Burn After Reading"

I am talking about presents for her, not me.

[Zod]

I had a real good one a few weeks ago but now I forgot it. It is pissing me off.

vagina bowl?

[Jbro]

Me too, plus mine has her birthday two weeks before christmas, ugh

Mine too, her Bday is on Sat.

[Jbro]

vagina bowl?

She saw it and said it was disgusting and she would never use it. Come to think of it, that bitch deserves nothing for xmas after that attitude. You can close this thread, she is getting a stiff backhand and an anal raping.

[Zcustom]

You could give her a coupon for sexy time with Zod

[Zod]

Here is an idea...

Tell her you will stop being a complete asshole for like a week or so

[Zod]

You could give her a coupon for sexy time with Zod

That would be like giving her a coupon to breathe air.

[Jbro]

Here is an idea...

Tell her you will stop being a complete asshole for like a week or so

I like the backhand idea better.

That would be like giving her a coupon to breathe air.

I don't allow her to breathe.

[Cat]

You could give her a coupon for sexy time with Cat

Best idea yet.