I guarantee a win Sunday

[j2sgam]

So if the panthers lose you all have my permission to punch Meat in the ovaries.

Physical threats on the huddle are not tolerated. Your profile will be deleted should you make one.

Oh...Permission and threats are 2 very different things...I get it now...

[Kevin Greene]

Belicheat>Tomlin.

[Matt Foley]

I don't think Meat mixed enough metaphors.

You're riding a dead horse. It's fourth-and-12, bottom of the ninth and you're looking at a full court press. You don't know whether to punt or bunt, do you?

[PntherPryd]

Dear Karma gods, guarantees don't count when they come from a ram fan!

[Matt Foley]

Dear Karma gods, guarantees don't count when they come from a ram fan!

I guaranteed the win over Arizona, didn't I?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

You're riding a dead horse. It's fourth-and-12, bottom of the ninth and you're looking at a full court press. You don't know whether to punt or bunt, do you?

We are in control of our own destiny!

[Happy Panther]

NFL games can end in a tie? :eek:

If a team ties every game it is the worst team in the league.

[Gman was right]

I guarantee whatever you're smoking was expensive as poo

[Matt Foley]

[Phil Dees]

It would be interesting to go back and see who started one of these "guarantee" threads each week. I'm sure there has been at least one each week.

[Gscottnc5]

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.

Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.

Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.

Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.

Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing too]

Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?

Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.

Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?

Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of poo. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me