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Straight Razor Shave


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Getting a straight razor shave on your face and neck from a attractive women is up on the top of the list along with beer, sex, football & wings.

Totally agree. That's so funny you threw in the bit about a hot girl; I thought it was just me. I got a straight razor shave once from a hot Romanian chick on a cruise ship. It was among the most exhilarating experiences of my life.

I hate to think that it's the foothills of some mountain of repressed Satomasochistic desire I have buried in my psyche. But obviously the thrill is that whole trust thing, where you totally trust some with your life as they graze a razor-sharp-f**kin-blade over your carotid artery. And when it's a hot chick, that trust gets intertwined with your sexual appetites.

Okay, enough psychology for the day. Let's just say I enjoyed it very much.

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Totally agree. That's so funny you threw in the bit about a hot girl; I thought it was just me. I got a straight razor shave once from a hot Romanian chick on a cruise ship. It was among the most exhilarating experiences of my life.

I hate to think that it's the foothills of some mountain of repressed Satomasochistic desire I have buried in my psyche. But obviously the thrill is that whole trust thing, where you totally trust some with your life as they graze a razor-sharp-f**kin-blade over your carotid artery. And when it's a hot chick, that trust gets intertwined with your sexual appetites.

Okay, enough psychology for the day. Let's just say I enjoyed it very much.

Your dead on. I feel the same way when they go over my throat and love every second of it.

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Straight razor in the shower on my neck. Electric in the car on the way to work for the face.

Works like a charm.

Do you mean a razor blade or a straight razor like this?

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Because if you're blind firing in the shower on your throat with a straight razor, you must have some real brass balls.

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No, like a Mach 3.

My dad walks into the bathroom, picks up a razor and goes to town. No shower. No steam. No shaving cream. Nothing.

And most times it's a dull razor he's used a few times.

That's not a straight razor then. I shave the same way as your dad when I do it myself.

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No, like a Mach 3.

My dad walks into the bathroom, picks up a razor and goes to town. No shower. No steam. No shaving cream. Nothing.

And most times it's a dull razor he's used a few times.

Oh, well that's not a straight razor. A straight razor is one of those hinged bad boys Mr. Blonde used to hack off a cop's ear in Reservoir Dogs. We're talking about getting a Sweeny Todd shave and praying it doesn't end up like that.

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