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A desperate plea to the Vikings...

Zod

By Zod,
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Zod

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Hello Vikings. How are you? Could you do me a big favor? Please PLease Please beat Dallas today. If you don't I will be forced to choose either the Saints or the Cowboys to cheer for next week, and if that happens I may just decide to perform a self castration with a rusty spoon instead.

Love,

Zod

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PeteRozelle

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Hello Vikings. How are you? Could you do me a big favor? Please PLease Please beat Dallas today. If you don't I will be forced to choose either the Saints or the Cowboys to cheer for next week, and if that happens I may just decide to perform a self castration with a rusty spoon instead.

Love,

Zod

Ill try my best and sit in my lucky spot while watching the game...

pete

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As much as I hate to say it, I believe the Cowboys are the best team left in the NFC right now. I just don't see the Vikings stopping them unless they get a butt load of false starts (you hear me Flozell?) due to the home crowd noise. The same goes for if/when they have to go to New Orleans. I hope I'm wrong though.

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Hello Vikings. How are you? Could you do me a big favor? Please PLease Please beat Dallas today. If you don't I will be forced to choose either the Saints or the Cowboys to cheer for next week, and if that happens I may just decide to perform a self castration with a rusty spoon instead.

Love,

Zod

It would be difficult to choose which turd I hate more between the two. Go Vikings.

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Hello Vikings. How are you? Could you do me a big favor? Please PLease Please beat Dallas today. If you don't I will be forced to choose either the Saints or the Cowboys to cheer for next week, and if that happens I may just decide to perform a self castration with a rusty spoon instead.

Love,

Zod

better start disinfecting that spoon

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