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Who would win in a fight?

Matt Foley

By Matt Foley,
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Here is how I see this playing out....

John Clayton refuses to do the fight since he thinks that it is unfair.

AK, having seen all 3 Lord of the Rings numerous times, believes that the Gollum impersonating Clayton will be a pushover.

AK mounts an on-line petition to get the fight on. Under mounting pressure of the 5,000 signatures, including such notables as Adolph Hitler, The Incredible Hulk, Corey Haim, Doogey Howser M.D. and Charlie Sheen, relents and accepts the fight.

Jerry Jones holds a big hoopla at Dallas stadium before the fight that no one attends because everyone wanted to see Mike and Mike in a tag team vs. Kornheiser and Wilbon from PTI. Unfortuanately Kornheiser from PTI refused drug testing so the fight was called off. Clayton vs. AK is the consolation fight.

During the actual fight, held at the new Dallas Stadium, Clayton pummels AK by constantly screeching and bugging his eyes out of his head which leaves AK disoriented and oddly hungry. It does not help AK that Joy Behar is running around in a bikini keeping him distracted.

TKO in the 3 rd.

But that is just my opinion.

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Here is how I see this playing out....

John Clayton refuses to do the fight since he thinks that it is unfair.

AK, having seen all 3 Lord of the Rings numerous times, believes that the Gollum impersonating Clayton will be a pushover.

AK mounts an on-line petition to get the fight on. Under mounting pressure of the 5,000 signatures, including such notables as Adolph Hitler, The Incredible Hulk, Corey Haim, Doogey Howser M.D. and Charlie Sheen, relents and accepts the fight.

Jerry Jones holds a big hoopla at Dallas stadium before the fight that no one attends because everyone wanted to see Mike and Mike in a tag team vs. Kornheiser and Wilbon from PTI. Unfortuanately Kornheiser from PTI refused drug testing so the fight was called off. Clayton vs. AK is the consolation fight.

During the actual fight, held at the new Dallas Stadium, Clayton pummels AK by constantly screeching and bugging his eyes out of his head which leaves AK disoriented and oddly hungry. It does not help AK that Joy Behar is running around in a bikini keeping him distracted.

TKO in the 3 rd.

But that is just my opinion.

Well played, Mauer.

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AK would start a Petition to have Delhomme as a Tag team partner. Delhomme would get intercepted by Panthro and his wicked B-ball skills and that would allow Gollum/Clayton to win. In the end AK would feel the defeat like Teh Jase.:D

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