Print & keep in the car

[Jbro]

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf

[Darth Biscuit]

I also want a HUGE bumper sticker that says "slow traffic keep right"... Ugh, that pisses me off every damn day. Some stupid old lady going 37 in a 45 in the left lane in heavy traffic on her cell phone.

[Panthro]

I also want a HUGE bumper sticker that says "slow traffic keep right"... Ugh, that pisses me off every damn day. Some stupid old lady going 37 in a 45 in the left lane in heavy traffic on her cell phone.

Wouldn't people behind you be the only ones who could see the bumper sticker? Kind of defeats the purpose of informing a little old lady she is driving to slow when you are behind her....buy a loud speaker

[Darth Biscuit]

Wouldn't people behind you be the only ones who could see the bumper sticker? Kind of defeats the purpose of informing a little old lady she is driving to slow when you are behind her....buy a loud speaker

Good point, but I would pass them and slow down so they could see it... a very large loud speaker would be good too... "GET THE F*CK OVER!!!"

[Zcustom]

I always wanted one of those scrolling signs on the front of the hood with the print reading backwards (like the word ambulance) so that I could tell them what I thought

[Hotsauce]

I may go place these on cars that are in parking lots...sit back and watch the fights!

[Go To Girl]

I used to have cards back when I was in college that said Do you always park like this or are you just a selfish asshole. That was before home computers and printers were common so it would have been very expensive to give out as many as need to be given out.

[Guest]

I always wanted one of those scrolling signs on the front of the hood with the print reading backwards (like the word ambulance) so that I could tell them what I thought

Ever since I could drive I've wanted the ability to voice over their radio and yell at them "YOU! YES THE DUMBASS IN THE YELLOW ACCORD! MOVE OVER!"

[Hotsauce]

Used this one back in the 90's

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I've got a book of tear-off fake parking tickets that basically say a whole lot more and compare them to a monkey or something like that...

I also have a Road Rage book I bought a while back... It has funny flip signs with vulgar and pg-rated versions of each sign that you flash other drivers... It even has each one backwards too, so you can hold it up for people in front of you...

http://www.roadragecards.com/samples.htm

[g5jamz]

They forgot to include handicap/firelane abuse parking.

[Hawk]

everyone needs a trunk monkey