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Terrorist Bombers just aren't too bright!


charlotte49er

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Proof that terrorists aren't Rhodes Scholars!

First we have a guy trying to light his sneakers on fire because he didn't use premium fuse!

Next we have a guy trying to light his shorts on fire because his Det Cord didn't go off! (Det cord is best remembered for use in the TV Show MASH to blow up the monument made of tongue depressors.)

Now we have have the Times Square bomber who used the wrong fertilizer and a cheap alarm clock!

I guess the smarter ones are the recruiter talking the idiots into doing it!

"You blow yourself up, and you will get a 100 virgins in the after life waiting for you!" (Like you could find a 100 terrorist virgins! (I could have easily made a religious comment here, but didn't!)) ( :iamwithstupid:Terrorist t-shirt)

I guess if the bombers were smart, they would stop and think: "Hey! If this is supposed to be so good, why doesn't the recruiter do it?"

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Proof that terrorists aren't Rhodes Scholars!

First we have a guy trying to light his sneakers on fire because he didn't use premium fuse!

Next we have a guy trying to light his shorts on fire because his Det Cord didn't go off! (Det cord is best remembered for use in the TV Show MASH to blow up the monument made of tongue depressors.)

Now we have have the Times Square bomber who used the wrong fertilizer and a cheap alarm clock!

I guess the smarter ones are the recruiter talking the idiots into doing it!

"You blow yourself up, and you will get a 100 virgins in the after life waiting for you!" (Like you could find a 100 terrorist virgins! (I could have easily made a religious comment here, but didn't!)) ( :iamwithstupid:Terrorist t-shirt)

I guess if the bombers were smart, they would stop and think: "Hey! If this is supposed to be so good, why doesn't the recruiter do it?"

Sadly though they were able to pilot some planes into a building or two I think.

I don't want to rain on your parade but even just one pulling off their assignment is one too many.

I am sorry i cannot laugh at the joke but I did chuckle a bit...:D

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A few years ago SOF (Soldier of Fortune) magazine ran an article written by an American Sniper living in Israel. (He job was to take up a positions when politicians visited to help assure their safety.)

He told a story about a Palestinian bomber who stepped off a curb and his bomb around his body accidental exploded! Can you say BOOM!) The explosion blew his head through a room window in the Hilton Hotel. He said that since that time the hotel, has been called "Hilton Head!" (South Carolinians will like that!)

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