Frick the Double Down! This is a Sammich!!

[Jangler]

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/friendlys-grilled-cheese-burger-melt-is-coming-for-your-arteries.html

Yes, the latest assault on America's waistline comes in the form of Friendly's recently launched Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt. Move over, Double Down, there's a new "something with far more calories than bread as a bun" sandwich in town.

Friendly's gastronomical innovation is not without precedent. The Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt appears to be inspired by similar "Fatty Melts" and "Chubby Melts" that have been served in the South for a few years now (source), as well as the Midwest.

1500 Calories

870 Fat Calories

79g Total Fat

38g Saturated Fat

180g Cholesterol

2090mg Sodium

101g Carbs

9g Dietary Fiber

4g Sugar

54g Protein

[DirtyMagic97]

I think I just gained 5 lbs looking at it.

[The Saltman]

Mmmmmm heartattack. Yummmmmm.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I see your pitiful sandwich and raise you a Quadruple Bypass Burger (from the Heart Attack Grill)...

8,000 calories...

[The Saltman]

slj wins!

[DirtyMagic97]

:puke:

[88 Bronco]

How the hell can people eat poo like that? "Wow, I want to be a disgusting fat body so give 4 hamburger patties and some bacon and cheese between the patties. I want to only fug chicks like Rosanne Bar."

[Samuel L. Jackson]

How the hell can people eat poo like that? "Wow, I want to be a disgusting fat body so give 4 hamburger patties and some bacon and cheese between the patties. I want to only fug chicks like Rosanne Bar."

You have to remember, at this restaurant, the waitresses are dressed as nurses and look like porn stars... 350 + pounders eat free all day every day... the fries are on a "fry bar" and are fried in lard... the buns are also soaked in lard and grilled...

[SCP]

Anybody ever hit up The Beacon for lunch after a morning Spartanburg Training camp practice? They kill you old school style.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Anybody ever hit up The Beacon for lunch after a morning Spartnaburg Training camp parctice? They kill you old school style.

If this involves ropes and trees, I'll have no part of it!

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I would eat it, and I'm not a fatass. It's not like I'd eat it on the regular.

Edit: I see 88 Bronco was talking about the bigger burger, not the one in the first post. I don't think I could handle that one.

[LifeisaGarden]

Anybody ever hit up The Beacon for lunch after a morning Spartnaburg Training camp parctice? They kill you old school style.

Yeah, we've been there. My burger was good but the onion rings could have used some help and I'm not crazy about the lemon flavored tea even tho it's famous tea. Everything was dripping in grease. My favorite part was when I told J.C. my order he decided that I didn't need it and ordered something else for me so I had no idea what I was getting to eat until they gave me my food.

[The Saltman]

You have to remember, at this restaurant, the waitresses are dressed as nurses and look like porn stars... 350 + pounders eat free all day every day... the fries are on a "fry bar" and are fried in lard... the buns are also soaked in lard and grilled...

lol this country never seems to amaze me

[SCP]

Yeah, we've been there. My burger was good but the onion rings could have used some help and I'm not crazy about the lemon flavored tea even tho it's famous tea. Everything was dripping in grease. My favorite part was when I told J.C. my order he decided that I didn't need it and ordered something else for me so I had no idea what I was getting to eat until they gave me my food.

Same thing happend to me. He asked for my order and I froze. Ended up with a burger that was half southern style and half lettuce/mater/onion/mayo.

The grease had me sick for a few days. I only ate about half the meal, which is highly unusual for me.