S.C. Man Dies After Trying to Slap a Train

[Scrumtrilescent]

Sry guys, the story had it wrong. I'm still alive.

[Jangler]

The guy must have been watching Mythbusters. They did a whole segment on one episode about the suction of a vortex caused by a passing train. They said it was busted.

Maybe they should revisit this.

alcohol makes you lighter than air.

[thefuzz]

Wait

Train....Slapping....Sucked....

[Jase]

Sry guys, the story had it wrong. I'm still alive.

So did you make the train your bitch or what?

[Scrumtrilescent]

She didn't come back, did she?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Any Waxhaw resident will tell you that North Carolinians know how to slap a train.

[C-A-T-S]

Oh SC... the jokes write themselves.

You guys are awful harsh on South Carolina, you do realize the Panther's represent both Carolina's, right?

[Jase]

yes

[CharlotteBeer.com]

The Panthers represent both states well, while the trainslapper represented just one state poorly.

What's your point?

[Scrumtrilescent]

That train caught our B squad! No fair!!

[Jangler]

You guys are awful harsh on South Carolina, you do realize the Panther's represent both Carolina's, right?

[C-A-T-S]

The Panthers represent both states well, while the trainslapper represented just one state poorly.

What's your point?

Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to defend an idiot, He's from the Lowcountry they are a different breed anyway, my point is on an overall level S.C. catches a hard time it seems which a lot of it admittedly it does bring on itself.

[charlotte49er]

Isn't the South Carolina Public School system's motto:

"We maybe 49th, but we are ahead of Alabama!"

I worked with a guy once that could drink beer then piss over a boxcar! :cheers2: He also had been known to be able to piss across a 4-lane city street, with a turn lane in the middle! Guy's name was Freddie Hoeft. This was back in Minnesota. (Of course, in the Winter time in Minnesota there's not a lot to do but drink!) I pretty sure he ever tried to slap a moving train though.

[Freeflow]

That story reads like some old country song lyrics, it only needs to mention his pickup truck, ex-wife, and his dog and it would be perfect.