15 Ways to Charm a self pretentious bitch

[j2sgam]

Wow, thats incredible.. And Im not talkin' about Fran Tarkenton... I mean, I believe that chivalry is dead, and being chivalrous goes a long way when you are with a woman, but this is what you need to do to impress a Southern woman? Gitdafukouttahere.. I married a Southern woman and my Yankee irreverence was good enough for her..

[Darth Biscuit]

Wow, thats incredible.. And Im not talkin' about Fran Tarkenton... I mean, I believe that chivalry is dead, and being chivalrous goes a long way when you are with a woman, but this is what you need to do to impress a Southern woman? Gitdafukouttahere.. I married a Southern woman and my Yankee irreverence was good enough for her..

You're a yankee??? :eek:

[Davidson Deac II]

List like that are why I married an Asian woman. She has no rules other than work hard, be nice, and put the family first.

And fwiw, if my son was good enough at football to play for a college team, I wouldn't want him to go to an SEC school. I would prefer that he actually have to go to class and learn something, just in case he doesn't make it to the NFL. Well, I guess he could go to Vanderbilt, but thats about it.

[Matt Foley]

List like that are why I married an Asian woman. She has no rules other than work hard, be nice, and put the family first.

And fwiw, if my son was good enough at football to play for a college team, I wouldn't want him to go to an SEC school. I would prefer that he actually have to go to class and learn something, just in case he doesn't make it to the NFL. Well, I guess he could go to Vanderbilt, but thats about it.

Kentucky's football players go to class. It's why we suck.

[Davidson Deac II]

Kentucky's football players go to class. It's why we suck.

But do your basketball players go to class?

[Razzy]

Kill bugs. Delta Burke as Southern belle Suzanne Sugarbaker on Designing Women said, “. . .Ya know, when men use Women’s Liberation as an excuse not to kill bugs for you. Oh, I just hate that! I don’t care what anybody says, I think the man should have to kill the bug!”

I'm making it a new personal rule that I will not date any woman who cannot squash a bug herself.

[The Link]

Women want to be considered equals, but they also want special treatment...got it.

[God]

But do your basketball players go to class?

oh be quiet I actually heard John Wall is getting an invite to join mensa.

[C-A-T-S]

#6 , #7 smh :confused:

[sunbunny]

I think some of you are getting all defensive over nothing. Most on the list are just good manners.

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