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[Zod]

"Nope, still no neck."

[Sandy Claws]

Do my hands still feel cold if I put them here?

[firstdayfan]

Shhhhhhh....it'll be ok...just let it happen.

[The Question]

"You ticklish?"

[Jangler]

I come to you to help me forget

The brutal and barren world that surrounds me.

I come to you to help me remember

The parts of myself that I have buried and cannot uncover on my own.

Like a desert, my body feels scorched and desolate;

Tightly-strung sinews stretch between sun-bleached bones.

Parched and thirsty,

I want to dig a deep well in this arid land.

I am lost and I am seeking the oasis:

This internal haven that I know is here, but cannot find.

I want to be veiled in your paisley sun-warmed sheets,

Anointed with a caravan of aromatic oils:

cloves, eucalyptus, and lavender.

As you begin to stroke and knead your fingers

over my ravaged terrain,

A flood of memory rises from the reservoir beneath:

A hidden wellspring flows

to slake and refresh my thirsty soul.

Your hands lay out a banquet of many delectable flavors,

My body eagerly feasts at your table.

I breathe deep and then deeper,

The tides of my breath rise and fall

like the wind over hot sand.

You are Scheherazade, your fingers spin mesmerizing tales.

I sway beneath your palms and drift

into foreign and forgotten places.

My thoughts skip like a stone,

Skimming the watery edge of the vast sea of my unconscious mind.

My body forgets and remembers, and I sigh with pleasure.

In this verdant sanctuary

Pain, like a mirage, has dissolved.

I shed my dry and armored skin like a snake,

I forget the brutalities of the world, and

I remember the peace and solace that are always within.

[sunbunny]

A little to the right.

[Zod]

"up up up left left left ....right there.... aaaaaaaah...."

[Matt Foley]

Kal-il, do you see Zod over there? He must be stopped. Where's Smitty?

[Squirrel]

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.

Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain,

and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

[twylyght]

You wan' me ta show ya a little trick ta take ya mind of'n that pain? You might feel a little tinglin' sensation....

[Matt Foley]

Yon Clausen has a lean and hungry look. Such men are dangerous.

[Jangler]

Hey, is that a double rainbow across the sky?

[gmonet]

Ryan, are you sure this is how Jerry Lee Lewis learned to play?

[1789Cardiac Cats9020]

Even on the sidelines, Matt Moore is protected