Ever had your kid walk in

[Cat]

while you're having sex?

Mine did the other night. It was about 12 am, our door was closed, we thought it was locked but it wasn't. I'm not exactly sure how long he was standing there. I looked up and saw him at our bed. The first words out of his mouth was, "mommy why are you on top of daddy?" It was pretty bad.

My son is 3 1/2 how much scarring do you think that is gonna cause? I think I'm a little scarred from the incident.

[Panthro]

there are probably other positions that might have scarred him a bit more

[Matt Foley]

I just hope he got some good footage. Paid him enough, he should have.

[Delhommey]

Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?

[Cat]

there are probably other positions that might have scarred him a bit more

So true.

I guess I should feel lucky and not ata all like a terrible parent...right...right

[blackcatgrowl]

Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?

Wtf?

I must be missing a reference to something here.

[Carolina Husker]

Fvck You, Ashley.

[RazzleDazzle]

Should be fine, I don't remember anything from when I was that young. Tell him you guys were having a wrestling match or something.

[dimbee]

Back in the day, years ago, when my little guy was only 2 years old or so, me and baby's mama were no longer together at the time and I was over at her house spending time with him. She had to have some dimbee inside of her so we moved to her bedroom to proceed with playing the piano... don't know how many minutes in, I notice that he's standing at the foot of the bed watching blankly. I say, "Hey, he needs to go play in his room." She says, "Don't worry about it- he'll never remember. Now fug me harder."

"OK."

[Cat]

Whoa

See this is why I love you guys. You always make me feel better

[dimbee]

You always make me feel better

I could.

[Future of the Funchise]

give him some icecream, candy, or something then sit him in front of the tv for a couple of hours. he won't remember a thing...

that is until a few weeks or even months from now when you guys are watching wrestling or M.M.A. or something and the kid sees someone on top of someone else and says "Thats what mommy was doing to daddy... They were nakey."

But no big deal right?

[dimbee]

The circle of life

[TarPanther9180]

Back when my son was 4 or 5, I was bangin' the hell out of my now ex wife and he comes in there and says, "stop that daddy" and starts giggling...lmao