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while you're having sex?

Mine did the other night. It was about 12 am, our door was closed, we thought it was locked but it wasn't. I'm not exactly sure how long he was standing there. I looked up and saw him at our bed. The first words out of his mouth was, "mommy why are you on top of daddy?" It was pretty bad.

My son is 3 1/2 how much scarring do you think that is gonna cause? I think I'm a little scarred from the incident.

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Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?

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Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?

Wtf?

I must be missing a reference to something here.

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Back in the day, years ago, when my little guy was only 2 years old or so, me and baby's mama were no longer together at the time and I was over at her house spending time with him. She had to have some dimbee inside of her so we moved to her bedroom to proceed with playing the piano... don't know how many minutes in, I notice that he's standing at the foot of the bed watching blankly. I say, "Hey, he needs to go play in his room." She says, "Don't worry about it- he'll never remember. Now fug me harder."

"OK."

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give him some icecream, candy, or something then sit him in front of the tv for a couple of hours. he won't remember a thing...

that is until a few weeks or even months from now when you guys are watching wrestling or M.M.A. or something and the kid sees someone on top of someone else and says "Thats what mommy was doing to daddy... They were nakey."

But no big deal right?

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