I have a question.

[Murph]

We reserve those insults for Canadians

[Hawk]

neg rep - X2

rams jokes...they kind of just write themselves!!!

[Matt Foley]

Last Rams Super Bowl win...2000

Last Raiders Super Bowl win...1984?

Last Chiefs Super Bowl win...1970

Last Chargers, Seahawks, or Panthers Super Bowl win...still waiting.

Meat 24, The rest of you 0 with negative seven yards of total offense

[Jase]

Last time the rams won 3 games or less... 2007, 2008, 2009

2010

[Matt Foley]

You have to go through winter to get spring.

You have to go through fire to make steel.

You have to....aw fellate me.

[Johnny Rockets]

I am going to refrain from jokes about the Rams because I am a huge fan of Spagnuolo and believe he will turn the Rams in to a winner again and when he does I am jumping on the bandwagon and running Meat over with it.

Now jokes about Meat.....I am all for.

[Matt Foley]

Now jokes about Meat.....I am all for.

What about jokes about vegetables?

Q: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?

A: A zoo-chini!

Q: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?

A: Squash!

Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?

A: Peas on earth!

Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?

A: A green bean!

Q: Why do cabbages win at races?

A: Because they know how to get a-head!

Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?

A: A Cab-bage!

Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?

A: An ear of corn!

[Jase]

Somebody got laffy taffy at lunch time.

[Zcustom]

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

[Matt Foley]

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

The wheelchair?

[charlotte49er]

I'm a INDIANAPOLIS COLTS fan, if that helps.

[charlotte49er]

The wheelchair?

The wheelchair? I don't get it.

[Matt Foley]

The wheelchair? I don't get it.

It's an old joke. Don't kill the messenger.

[charlotte49er]

It's an old joke. Don't kill the messenger.

No problem, I didn't get the joke.

I have a great wheelchair story.