Which way do you wipe?

[TarPanther9180]

I let the dog lick my ass

[Lumps]

if you reach around you have more of a chance to hit a cheek or leg on the way back so poopy cooch or leg up to you, I say unless your getting lucky, save the effort.

[dimbee]

Who the hell would wipe so poo gets on their balls?

Obviously, those who are not thinkers...

[Wither]

Imagine your dominant hand is in a cast and you can't use it to wipe.

Then live with it for several weeks.

[Matt Foley]

Imagine your dominant hand is in a cast and you can't use it to wipe.

Then live with it for several weeks.

Or being morbidly obese and not being able to reach that far. There was an NFL player from the 60s who was an broadcaster who made this joke on the air.

First announcer: "And so-and-so has two broken arms, with both of his arms in casts.

Ex-player: "When he goes to the bathroom, he'll find out who his friends are."

[Wither]

Or being morbidly obese and not being able to reach that far. There was an NFL player from the 60s who was an broadcaster who made this joke on the air.

First announcer: "And so-and-so has two broken arms, with both of his arms in casts.

Ex-player: "When he goes to the bathroom, he'll find out who his friends are."

That's when you just drag your ass on the carpet like Jangler suggested.

[Jangler]

Who the hell would wipe so poo gets on their balls?

I love Goobers.

[Dpantherman]

Is the the excuse you use for everything else too?

But, back to the topic, I didn't know I was supposed to.

So I guess you are familar with skid marks then

[Wither]

So I guess you are familar with skid marks then

I keep Fruit of the Loom in business, my friend.

[Shufdog]

why? this is the perfect lounge thread. finally one of the noobs gets it right. lol

Thank you!

I almost started a "Start Clausen" thread!

[Razzy]

Apparently, 46% of people wipe standing up, and 54% wipe while remaining seated. Personally I stand up.

[hank pimple butt]

I use dirty socks.

I wipe back to front.

I lay in the fetal position as i wipe.

[hepcat]

In regards to the post requirement for this particular post starter, I believe this thread fits right in.

My answer to the OP is, yes.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I'm a clean cutter... Sucks for y'all...