Bengals Cheerleader gets paid...

[Jangler]

Not so fast there honey.

http://lastangryfan.com/2010/08/bengals-cheerleader-wins-11-million-defamation-suit-may-not-see-a-dime/

Perhaps you’ve heard of Sarah Jones, the lovely Bengals cheerleader pictured here showing off her, umm, team spirit. She seems nice, doesn’t she? And she’s a high school teacher to boot. And I’m just guessing here, but I bet she’s the favorite teacher of every red-blooded teenage boy in her class.

Last year poor Miss Jones was the subject of a rather lurid story posted on the gossip website TheDirty.com. The story discussed the sexual exploits Jones had participated in with members of the Bengals, as well as her ex-boyfriend, but worse was the claim that she had contracted a pair of STD’s.

Have a look-see…

Pretty damning stuff, no?

Too bad it wasn’t true.

Jones sued TheDirty.com, as well as Dirty World LLC, the Scottsdale-based company that runs the site, for libel and defamation. Just yesterday it was announced that Miss Jones won her suit, and would receive $1 million in compensatory damages and $10 million in punitive damages. That $11 million might not help clean up her damaged reputation, but her victory should make other gossip sites stop and think before posting a story that may be construed as libelous.

Unfortunately for Sarah Jones, she may not see one plug nickel of her settlement. All because of a clerical error…a big, fat, stupid clerical error.

Seems Jones’ attorney royally screwed up—instead of TheDirty.com, the aforementioned owner, and site founder Hooman Karamian (aka Nik Ritchie) being sued, a similarly named website, TheDirt.com, and it’s parent company, Dirty World Entertainment Recordings, were the parties named in the lawsuit. The judge ordered Dirty World Entertainment Recordings to pay Jones the $11 million, but now that the error has been discovered, there’s a pretty good chance that the ruling will be dismissed.

[Darth Biscuit]

Can she now sue her lawyer for screwing up and losing $11 million?

[Kettle]

i'd hit it even if she had the disease. just wrap it and tap it

[Future of the Funchise]

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Sarah J, captain cheerleader of the playoff bound cinci bengals.. Most ppl see Sarah has a gorgeous cheerleader AND highschool teacher.. yes she’s also a teacher.. but what most of you don’t know is.. Her ex Nate.. cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 yrs.. in that time he tested positive for Chlamydia Infection and Gonorrhea.. so im sure Sarah also has both.. whats worse is he brags about doing sarah in the gym.. football field.. her class room at the school she teaches at DIXIE Heights.

…this is Sara J, Cincinnati Bengal Cheerleader. She’s been spotted around town lately with the infamous Shayne Graham. She has also slept with every other Bengal Football player. This girl is a teacher too!!

Like for real? This is tacky as fug... You really puttin' her info out there like that; telling people what school she teaches at and about her STDs she contracted from her boyfriend? That's fuged up. None of that stuff is anybody's fugin' business.

Good thing she got paid for it =]

[Future of the Funchise]

aww poo... she didn't get paid.

that's what i get for not reading the whole article before i post.

[Panthers128]

seriously worst title ever.

[Carolina Husker]

Suh the attorney for $22 million.

[The Link]

I see wut u did thar.

[blackcatgrowl]

Clap and Chlamydia are both treatable. She's a dirty *****, but give her a few months of meds and she'll be good to go.

Did you know they give out Aciclovir in many condom-less porn shoots these days? I read once that some 70% of all adult movie actors/actresses have STDs.

[Davidson Deac II]

Anytime I read something posted on the internet, I automatically assume its crap until proven otherwise.