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Crack the beer and smell the fear

of the giants as we run the ball

as we laugh at home and dance and lol

as the giants get destroyed at home

and eli manning will surely groan

as he's sacked more times than dj can count

because his brain is a drought

of knowledge. But that isn't the main point of my epic

because they're going to be running into a septic

tank to escape the fury of our effective

ownage

i tried doing it in caps lock for more effect but it got made lower case, it looks more lame lower case than it did at caps lock

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Crack the beer and smell the fear

of the giants as we run the ball

as we laugh at home and dance and lol

as the giants get destroyed at home

and eli manning will surely groan

as he's sacked more times than dj can count

because his brain is a drought

of knowledge. But that isn't the main point of my epic

because they're going to be running into a septic

tank to escape the fury of our effective

ownage

i tried doing it in caps lock for more effect but it got made lower case, it looks more lame lower case than it did at caps lock

While i througly enjoyed your poem,i would suggest you hold on to your day job a while longer,if you contemplate doing this for a living. :)

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While i througly enjoyed your poem,i would suggest you hold on to your day job a while longer,if you contemplate doing this for a living. :)

I'm merely 17 years old, my poetic talent is in its infancy; I will continue to grow as a poet much like a toenail continues to grow during life and shortly after death. I'm glad you liked it, seeing the happy responses helps me strive to create more pieces of magical literary art much like the one I've already created.

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