Caption Your Carolina Panthers Quarterback

[Anybodyhome]

"Can someone please get me that copy of "The Notebook" from Mr. Scot?"

[Stovewood]

I'm gettin' tired of this crap. Big ol mean linemen keep knockin' down my passes. Keep beat'n on me. My guys won't keep 'em off me.....Gon'na take my ball and go back to Notre Dame

[Mr. Scot]

"Can someone please get me that copy of "The Notebook" from Mr. Scot?"

It's gone as soon as we win. Till then...

[Ricky Spanish]

Now a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy

And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy

But a woman who'll wait till the third time around

Head in the clouds, feet on the ground

She's the girl he's glad he's found

She's his Shipoopi

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)

Walk her once just to raise the curtain

Walk around twice and you've made for certain

Once more in the flower garden

She will never get sore if you beg her pardon

(Do re me fa so la si, do si la sol fa mi re do)

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'

If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'

Once more for a pepper-upper

She will never get sore on her way to supper

(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)

Now little ol' Sal was a no-gal, as anyone could see

Lookit her now, she's a go-gal, who only goes for me

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'

If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'

Once more for a pepper-upper

She will never get sore on her way to supper

(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)

(Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, but you can win her yet

You can win her yet

Shipoopi)

yeah... I scored a Touchdown...

[coxc63]

Now a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy

And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy

But a woman who'll wait till the third time around

Head in the clouds, feet on the ground

She's the girl he's glad he's found

She's his Shipoopi

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)

Walk her once just to raise the curtain

Walk around twice and you've made for certain

Once more in the flower garden

She will never get sore if you beg her pardon

(Do re me fa so la si, do si la sol fa mi re do)

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'

If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'

Once more for a pepper-upper

She will never get sore on her way to supper

(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)

Now little ol' Sal was a no-gal, as anyone could see

Lookit her now, she's a go-gal, who only goes for me

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'

If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'

Once more for a pepper-upper

She will never get sore on her way to supper

(Do re me fa sol la si do, si do)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (The girl who's hard to get)

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi (But you can win her yet)

(Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, but you can win her yet

You can win her yet

Shipoopi)

yeah... I scored a Touchdown...

That's a hilarious episode, too bad peter played for the Pats.

[Carolinator]

What the hell kind of playcalling is this?

"I could use a maple bar right now."